Listen up.

Some of you old, beer-bellied, fat, trailer-dwelling, Geritol eating, coupon clipping, "40 Miles-Per-Hour in a 60 Zone" driving, denture wearing, ben-gay smelling knumbskulls have been bitching about "me".

Well, here's a chance to put your social-security money where your mouth is.
If $100.00 get's donated to AdolfUSSA's little "Kiss the Avila's ass, and help buy a server" program in the name of
"Shutting Up McUZI"
I will log off for the entire month of July.
No fake names, no BS.

So, this is the official notice of the "Shut-Up-McUZI" program. It is my way to help the site, since I am broke as a joke, and to show that you whiney old codsacks won't put your dollars to back your words.

$100.00 to the Server Fund in the name of
"Shutting Up McUZI"

gets you 1 month Me free.

No joke.

I have to believe that there are 5 guys here who can go without Viagra for a week, and pony up twenty bucks each to get rid of "that damn McUZI"

Do us "ALL" a favor and just shut up or go away forever!!!

So, your in for $20.00???????

I'd be in, execpt for one thing.

I don't have change for a nickel.. sorry, but it's all you're worth.

Sounds pretty straight forward to me.

Adolf???[:D]baaaahahahaha[:D]

For $100 I'll delete this picture from this thread.

[url]http://www.jps.net/badzorak/BigWilly.jpg[/url]

[BD]

You can exclude me from the "ALL" comment RipMeyer. I don't know what's wrong with all these other jackasses. I like Uzi's dumb ass. He makes me laugh and he has more sense than lots of you people who hate him. If he'd pissed me off I would pay to get rid of him. I like his idea of contributing to the site by not contributing to the site. That shit is funny.
To everyone that wants him to go away , well fix your McUzi problem by bucking up AND helping the site or stop your whining.

Oh my God! I'm blind![:X*]

[b]Some of you old, beer-bellied, fat, trailer-dwelling, Geritol eating, coupon clipping, "40 Miles-Per-Hour in a 60 Zone" driving, denture wearing, ben-gay smelling knumbskulls have been bitching about "me".[/b]

So are you saying that all the young, flat-stomached, thin, non trailer dwelling, non vitamin deficient, non coupon clipping, lead-footed, all your own teeth, sweat smelling knumbskulls are anamored by you?

Frank...where do you find these pictures?  ROTFLMAO.  

If I contribute $99.99, can I get AdolfUSSA to stop deleting humorous posts ?

Frank ..... dayum man .... THATS sum sick chit .... Here's my Visa card # 4686 2435 8876 6883. Now mash that edit button !  [:D]ROFLMAO

I doubt if you will get many takers.  Too many people are entertained by watching someone make an ass of themselves.  Also, don't deprive yourself.  The Ass is always gratified by all of the attention he receives.  

You forgot [b]DIAPER WEARING[/b]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

McUZI-
How gun work?

"...and there was this time back in '07 when me and Joe Malarkey killed a 56 point buck with a toothpick. We didn't need no fancy smancy machine gun like you young whippersnappers have today."

                                           What the hell is in that can...lighter fluid?

o0o...i intend to donate, but not to your fund....we don`t "ALL" hate you.....[smoke]

                                        Besides, i still have my teeth AND most of my hair, so F.O.A............[grenade]

[size=3][b] Sorry to say this McUZI, but you think too highly of yourself![/size=3][/b]

All these recent posts about you seem to have bloated your ego and made you think that you are who you think you are.

I have seen people like you. You bait a couple of members on this board to react with your "inflammatory" posts then you feed off their replies to boost your self-esteem. Wake up Mc, the GD board does not exist because of you, instead you exist because of the GD board.

Just because you have aligned yourself with a couple of our more distinguished members ([b]personally, only [size=3]some[/size=3] of them are [/b]), you think that you would be able to sway public opinion towards your point of view........ maybe in your dreams McUZI!

I do respect your ability to express yourself and manipulate how some of the members here think. You could very well be the Jesse Jackson of the board who cries out racism for your own selfish reasons.

The rest of us who falls between the "hate McUZI" group and the "kiss McUZI" group could just ignore all your post. Besides, you will just probably post under different handle like you always had.

I personally have plans to help out this site when I have the resources but as of writing, between our car being wrecked and our incentive program being curtailed, I will have to put the family budget first more than anything.

My email is listed should you feel the need to reply privately.

Damn it Frank quit that crap! Every time I think I'm going to see something cool someone puts something scarry in here. Shit I just got up too! [puke]

oOo,
Why would we want you to go away? If you leave we won't know for sure who is the biggest Asshole on the board. Stay and be proud of your title. You sure as hell earned it.