For some reason I don't find this particulary shocking or suprising; what's funny is the way it's reported.



Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night.

Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.

Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.

When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.

Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.

"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."

Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.

"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said

However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.

The owner said her pig, which she fondly refers to as "P-pie," is hiding because she's scared.

Although, Gullette didn't admit to the offense, Royce said the eyewitness and physical evidence were enough to make an arrest.

A crime against nature is punishable by a $2,000 fine or five years in prison.

Gullette was booked into Ouachita Correctional Center. Bond had not been set.




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"P-Pie!"

While this only beats out another be-heading by a few centimeters,
it still doesn't qualify as the kind of morning news I wanted to hear

He was makin bacon.

Maybe he was Tired of Porkin his Sister

"AuuuuuuuuSTEEEEEEEEEN!!!! Git offa mah Pee Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm almost afraid to ask where this took place.

Quoted: Quoted: I'm almost afraid to ask where this took place. Unless I am mistaken, Louisiana is the only state that refers to their counties as parishes.

Yep - West Monroe, LA

ETA:  It's really outside of WM in an area known as Bawcomville.

[Homer]Mmmm, P-Pie...[/Homer]

They caught a guy up in Middleburg, and another over in Great Falls, that was screwing their horses.
One of the local DJ's was referring to them as "horse hobblers".

Girl walked into the barn one night, wondering why the lights was on. The guy had given the horse
a bail of hay, and was standing on another.......

Quoted: Squeal like a pig, boy! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Exactly my thoughts!

MN