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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:35:42 AM EDT
I am so proud of him it brings a tear to my eye...*sniffle*
No pics yet so this thread is useless.. I haven't met her yet either..Might want to have a BBQ or something.... Tell her to bring some wings and a few friends...They can even go swimming in my pool ...  And yes, being the responsible parent, I told him to keep it in his pants and practice abstinance..What do you think the chances are he'll listen to his dad? 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:40:43 AM EDT
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Your son is dating the rung right below stripper.
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:41:31 AM EDT
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did you ever listen to yours? mike |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:42:00 AM EDT
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wedge is jeleaous
so am i |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:43:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:44:09 AM EDT
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Is this where I invoke the 5th Amendment to the Constitution? 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:45:01 AM EDT
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Whoa!
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:45:05 AM EDT
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Good on yer son. I dated a hooter's girl for a while, she was actually the most non psycho chick I've ever dated. She was a good one, but I fucked it up. Oh well ya live ya learn. And yah have a little pool party bbq and tell her to bring friends and let me know when it is so I can come and um well just so I can come. 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:27 AM EDT
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you say that like it's a bad thing
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:57 AM EDT
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Below or above? I think below would be a prostitute... And how so? She's covered? Just not real well..Pics of her would pass the CoC on this board.. 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:47:56 AM EDT
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It would be for my child. |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:49:39 AM EDT
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I figured the scale would go up. Like with crack whore at the top. |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:51:16 AM EDT
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I'm sure she's merely working there for extra money while going to college.
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:53:54 AM EDT
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Well, my boy is 21 and has a mind and life of his own. I think my days of dictating his life have been over for a few years. He's a grown man and can do as he pleases... |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:55:30 AM EDT
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"Hi sweetie! Welcome to Raisins!"
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:56:18 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2004 4:58:54 AM EDT
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oh shit, i needed that! lol.
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:01:26 AM EDT
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Your son is my hero
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:02:42 AM EDT
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All things being equal dating a women good looking enough to work at HOOters, is a good thing.
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:06:48 AM EDT
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Unless she's the fry cook at Hooters . . .
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:09:59 AM EDT
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has she ever been on a wing hunt?
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:23:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:23:43 AM EDT
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or played "hide the salami"? |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:35:27 AM EDT
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Tell him to Put it in her pooper and post pics!
http://www.ar50.com/images/poop.jpg |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:43:56 AM EDT
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Come on now Wedgie, think about all the free buffalo wings!  Just cause he's DATING her doesn't mean he's gonna MARRY her. Let him enjoy some hooters for crying out loud!!! |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:46:29 AM EDT
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Ok you talked me into it. But if he jumps up to the stripper rung I will have to put my foot down.
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:50:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2004 5:53:51 AM EDT
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Tell him that it's still abstinence if he stuffs it in here pooper (and posts pics).
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:01:21 AM EDT
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 Where's the other hand? STUFFING IT IN HER POOPER! 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:01:26 AM EDT
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I have to say, Hooters girl is a hop skip and a jump ahead of a stripper and a crack whore.
We'll reach a verdict after the pics are posted - BG |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:11:07 AM EDT
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Ok just so that we are all clear on the scale.
From worst to best Crack ho Streetwalker Prostitute w/ Pimp representation "Escort" Porn Star Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes) Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at) |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:13:33 AM EDT
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We musn't forget the notorious "Asian Massage Parlor Girl" Where does she fit in? Keep in mind she only gives assisted releases when properly tipped. |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:15:32 AM EDT
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From worst to best Crack ho Streetwalker Prostitute w/ Pimp representation "Escort" Porn Star Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes) Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at) Drooling works for Me
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:15:52 AM EDT
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Crap I knew I would forget someone... Ok how is this, Crack ho Streetwalker Prostitute w/ Pimp representation "Escort" Porn Star Asian Massage Parlor Girl Stripper (once they F for money they are no longer considered a stripper for scale purposes) Hooter's waitress (or any other job that the qualification is just to be drooled at) |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:17:35 AM EDT
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God bless you, this is a very proud time in your life.
Don't understand all the anti-stripper prejudice. Of all the women I've dated the stripper was one of the best (for both the obvious and less obvious reasons) and some of the more superficially reputable ones that had the morals and ethics of a snake. I don't think you can ever tell anything about the character of a woman based on the superficial impressions. That's why it's best just to go purely on physical attractiveness. At least that way, when they turn into a shrieking harpy or a back-stabbing psycho, you won't torment yourself wondering "Why?". |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:17:44 AM EDT
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well done Wedge!
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:23:21 AM EDT
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Yeah , hey what do you guys have against strippers?I dated a few , no big deal. And as far as AZ Redneck's son listening to him, he will probably want to get in her pants even more now! Take care. Coondog
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:24:02 AM EDT
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Thanks Hokie. You really threw me a curve with the Asian Massage Girl. I am still not quite sure on her exact position on the whore-ness scale. She does not take her close off so that would move her below stripper, but she touches dick for a living so that might move her above stripper. Rating Whore's is hard... |
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Posted: 8/31/2004 6:58:33 AM EDT
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or "hide the squid"?
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Posted: 8/31/2004 8:29:06 AM EDT
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Good for him she is probably a very good looking girl. He is young he should be enjoying his life and it sounds like he is!!!
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Posted: 8/31/2004 8:36:19 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/31/2004 8:37:08 AM EDT
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And that is correct. I can't wait till my little one comes up to me with something like that 
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Posted: 8/31/2004 9:00:22 AM EDT
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No matter where she falls on the "whore-ness scale" you can be sure that...  ITS A TRAP!!! echo6 |
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