Fat guy, on the crapper, WITH THE DOOR OPEN, grunting....

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Posted: 8/31/2004 3:58:19 AM EDT

...and huffing and puffing as he pinche s loaf.

That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday.

Proof the sterotypes of inbred S Carolinians is true. (that ones for Burley and my other W Va buds)

Human behavior NEVER ceases to amaze me. I COULD NOT BELIEVE the guy left the stall door open. WHY would anyone do that??

Worse, he was obesely fat. The scene is burned in my memory. ALMOST enuf so I NEED to go look at some BOTD just to counter the ill effects.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:02:51 AM EDT

[#1]

Errr this thread is worthless with pix?

Stick it in his pooper and dont post pics?

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:02:57 AM EDT

[#2]

"Obesely fat"?

Glad he wasn't obesely slender.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:04:34 AM EDT

[#3]

At least he did not ask you to pass him some toliet paper.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:06:35 AM EDT

[#4]

You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:07:23 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
"Obesely fat"?
Glad he wasn't obesely slender.

Well, I'm fat.

He's big enuf to orbit the earth.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:10:13 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it

Absolutely

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:15:36 AM EDT

[#7]

Did the room have that sweaty crap stink mix or was the aroma undetectable?

Did you make I contact with him? Wink or wiggle at all? A half smile maybe?

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:17:56 AM EDT

[#8]

Did you ask him if everything came out okay?

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:17:59 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
...and huffing and puffing as he pinche s loaf.

That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday.

Proof the sterotypes of inbred S Carolinians is true. (that ones for Burley and my other W Va buds)

Human behavior NEVER ceases to amaze me. I COULD NOT BELIEVE the guy left the stall door open. WHY would anyone do that??

Worse, he was obesely fat. The scene is burned in my memory. ALMOST enuf so I NEED to go look at some BOTD just to counter the ill effects.

If the doors swing in, the guy was probably too fat to swing the stall door past his legs!

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:19:36 AM EDT

[#10]

Door swung out. Prolly sat down and couldn't get back up.

"Help, I've sat down and can't stand back up...."

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:33:57 AM EDT

[#11]

Was it this guy...?

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:34:47 AM EDT

[#12]

Fat guy, on the crapper, WITH THE DOOR OPEN, grunting....

Why oh why did I open this thread? Thanks for the visual

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:46:05 AM EDT

[#13]

Uncool panzer.

Posted: 8/31/2004 4:47:35 AM EDT

[#14]

He was just pulling a fat bastard

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:01:19 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Door swung out. Prolly sat down and couldn't get back up.

"Help, I've sat down and can't stand back up...."

He probably had to do "THE MOVE" and couldn't risk upsetting the timing by closing the door.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:19:06 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
...and huffing and puffing as he pinche s loaf.

That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday.

Proof the sterotypes of inbred S Carolinians is true. (that ones for Burley and my other W Va buds)

Could be worse....ever visit a restroom in a Paris railroad station?

GunLvr

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:31:56 AM EDT

[#17]

i don't think i could have resisted asking him who #2 works for.

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:53:04 AM EDT

[#18]

I think it's time to tell this story in HaiKu:

Fat guy on crapper
Grunting, wheezing, stinky bombs
Image burned in brain

or

Door opened widely
Inconceivable horror
Shamu squats, strained brow

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:56:08 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
You should have shot paintballs at him and filmed it

Posted: 8/31/2004 5:57:45 AM EDT

[#20]

So I'm visiting SC yesterday at the gym and this guy is staring at me taking a dump, WTF over?

Posted: 8/31/2004 6:03:52 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Uncool panzer.

My apologies, Garandman, but it was the first visual that came to mind after reading the disgusting graphic description in your original post.

Quoted:
"Fat guy, on the crapper, WITH THE DOOR OPEN, grunting and huffing and puffing as he pinches a loaf.
That's the scene that greets me at the gym yesterday. Worse, he was obesely fat. The scene is burned in my memory."