"Whiskey Bottle, Brand New Car, Oak Tree You're in my Way..."

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - "Whiskey Bottle, Brand New Car, Oak Tree You're in my Way..."

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:15:55 AM EDT

(Lyrics in title from Lynard Skynard)

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" ....

"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:18:17 AM EDT

[#1]

Good one.

I can get some mileage out of it.

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:32:41 AM EDT

[#2]

Sounds like something ilikelegs and TRG would try

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:34:36 AM EDT

[#3]

Great song too.

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:35:06 AM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 8/30/2004 10:48:52 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Sounds like something ilikelegs and TRG would try

And maybe........Do'h I almost said it!

Posted: 8/30/2004 4:48:28 PM EDT

[#6]

Good one!

Lynard Skynard rocks! I drank many a beer listening to their music.

Posted: 8/30/2004 4:56:56 PM EDT

[#7]

LOL, sweet, the Beer Patch, where do ya' get em'?

Posted: 8/30/2004 4:57:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Good one!

Lynard Skynard rocks! I drank many a beer listening to their music.

Did you pay attention to the 'No vowels' rule?

Posted: 8/30/2004 4:58:07 PM EDT

[#9]

Lynard Skynard is anti-gun.

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
Lynyrd Skynyrd

Two feets they come a creepin
like a black cat do
and two bodies are layin' naked.
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose.
So he creeps into this house, yeah
and unlocks the door
and as a man's reaching for his trousers
shoots him full of thirty-eight holes.
It's the Saturday night special
got a barrel that's blue and cold
ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole
Big Jim's been drinkin' whiskey
and playin' poker on a losin' night
and pretty soon ol' Jim starts a thinkin
somebody been cheatin' and lyin'.
So big Jim commence to fightin',
I wouldn't tell you no lie.
Big Jim done pulled his pistol,
shot his friend right between the eyes.
It's the Saturday night special
got a barrel that's blue and cold
ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole
Hand guns are made for killin',
they ain't no good for nothin' else.
And if you like to drink your whiskey
you might even shoot yourself.
So why don't we dump 'em people
to the bottom of the sea
before some ol' fool come around here,
wanna shoot either you or me.
It's the Saturday night special
you got a barrel that's blue and cold
you ain't good for nothin
but put a man six feet in a hole
It's the saturday night special
and I'd like to tell you what you could do with it
and that's the end of the song

Posted: 8/30/2004 5:07:14 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
(Lyrics in title from Lynard Skynard)

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

(snip)

Oh, yeah- there's nothin' like glorifying drunk driving.

Posted: 8/30/2004 5:08:15 PM EDT

[#11]

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Spell it right, yankees!

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