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Posted: 8/30/2004 9:11:00 AM EDT
www.pages.drexel.edu/~ecm22/videos/fatkid.wmv

I am still laughing my ass off.  This will brighten up your Monday.

Kirk
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:12:24 AM EDT
[#1]
Sweet!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:15:07 AM EDT
[#2]
That's cruel, but so funny!

[shrill shrieks]AH! STOP IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP IT YOU FUCKER[/shrill shrieks]

Why the fuck did he keep lifting his leg?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:16:44 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
That's cruel, but so funny!

[shrill shrieks]AH! STOP IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP IT YOU FUCKER[/shrill shrieks]

Why the fuck did he keep lifting his leg?



he was guarding his nuts.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:17:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Yea that is a real laugh...

What exactly is funny about this?

What kind of dumb SOB shoots paintballs at someone not wearing eye protection
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:19:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Kids?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:20:44 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:21:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:21:56 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Yea that is a real laugh...

What exactly is funny about this?

What kind of dumb SOB shoots paintballs at someone not wearing eye protection



He had on sunglasses at first, then took them off like a retard.


Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:22:36 AM EDT
[#9]
uhhh
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:23:40 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yea that is a real laugh...

What exactly is funny about this?

What kind of dumb SOB shoots paintballs at someone not wearing eye protection



He had on sunglasses at first, then took them off like a retard.





So you keep shooting at him and this is funny how?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:26:05 AM EDT
[#11]


"Oh, great.  Spit Shoot at the fat kid.  Great."
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:27:23 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
That's cruel, but so funny!

[shrill shrieks]AH! STOP IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP IT YOU FUCKER[/shrill shrieks]



You just know his mom beat the hell out of him for swearing when she saw it, too.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:28:20 AM EDT
[#13]
Well I don't know about you, but when I was 12 years old IF I had a way to shoot a fat kid, and make him squeal like that, I'd have done it.

You see, it wasn't too long ago when kids used to ride bikes without helmets.

Didn't everyone have BB gun fights?

We didn't wear eye protection then.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:30:09 AM EDT
[#14]
LMAO!

A lot of fat sympathizers here apparently.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:30:13 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

So you keep shooting at him and this is funny how?



Uh, I didn't shoot anyone.  I have played paintball before, and know just how much a close range paintball can hurt.  If I had been the one getting pelted, I wouldn't have taken off my sunglasses while they were still pointing guns at me.  

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:31:22 AM EDT
[#16]
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.

AKASL
LIVE FREE OR DIE
WHITE MOUNTAINS
NEW HAMPSHIRE
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:31:53 AM EDT
[#17]
stupid kids playin, fatty had no mask... good way of getting hurt.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:32:49 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:32:54 AM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.

AKASL
LIVE FREE OR DIE
WHITE MOUNTAINS
NEW HAMPSHIRE



Amen
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:33:40 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.



They're kids.
That's the sort of stuff kids do.

Kids get into fistfights, also.
Call the cops? Assault Charges?

No wonder kids these days are a bunch of pussies.
I sure hope none of you whiners have any.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:34:12 AM EDT
[#21]
, Oh hell, I needed that..

dang kid sounds like a girl,  

 this coming from a now wieght challenged adult,  

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:35:04 AM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:35:30 AM EDT
[#23]
If they were friends just goofing around I dont see anything wrong with it.  No apologies needed among friends  But if he was just some random kid, then that was pretty mean.

That was pretty damn funny either way.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:36:26 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:36:59 AM EDT
[#25]
Well, I think it's obvious that they were "friends".
The camera, the cameraman, the cameraman's reaction (keep filming).

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:37:39 AM EDT
[#26]
I thought he was gonna fall in the water. Damn.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:38:22 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:43:20 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.

AKASL
LIVE FREE OR DIE
WHITE MOUNTAINS
NEW HAMPSHIRE




So....how fat are you??


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:44:27 AM EDT
[#29]
Yeah.

Bunch of Fat-symps.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:46:50 AM EDT
[#30]
Kids just being kids, and you advocate calling in the Man, "assault charges".

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges.


Then you have the nerve to say....


LIVE FREE OR DIE





Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:51:19 AM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.



They're kids.
That's the sort of stuff kids do.

Kids get into fistfights, also.
Call the cops? Assault Charges?

No wonder kids these days are a bunch of pussies.
I sure hope none of you whiners have any.



No shit.  Clit Wash is available in Aisle 8, for those of you who need it.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:55:00 AM EDT
[#32]
No doubt, it was pretty funny.  But I would have definitely beat somebody's ass afterwards!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:55:45 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:58:27 AM EDT
[#34]
What a whiny supersized bitch.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:09:04 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.

AKASL
LIVE FREE OR DIE
WHITE MOUNTAINS
NEW HAMPSHIRE



I was going to recomend sensitivity training, but....the police.....hmmm.  I'd say a good long stretch in Juvy with kids that are really criminals would teach them a thing or two. I fact, how about a rotating system that puts all kids in Juvy for awhile. You know, to keep their minds on their business.

You were the kid that got beat up in grade school weren't you? Still not over it yet huh?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:10:10 AM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:
Yea that is a real laugh...

What exactly is funny about this?

What kind of dumb SOB shoots paintballs at someone not wearing eye protection



So you were never a kid?  
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:10:14 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
No doubt, it was pretty funny.  But I would have definitely beat somebody's ass afterwards!


Or how about during?

How painful could it be, if he was still afraid to get his shoes wet?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:12:01 AM EDT
[#38]
Now that is funny shiit!

He sounded like a girlie girl.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:12:16 AM EDT
[#39]
Pretty idiotic to fire a paintball marker at someone not wearing eye protection.

If this was pre-arranged, stupid of the "victim" to intentionally put himself in that situation.

If this was an "assault", then I'd have to agree. Assault with a paintball marker is not in the same category as throwing water baloons. It is not child's play to do this to an unwilling participant.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:12:53 AM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.



They're kids.
That's the sort of stuff kids do.

Kids get into fistfights, also.
Call the cops? Assault Charges?

No wonder kids these days are a bunch of pussies.
I sure hope none of you whiners have any.




Amen Cincinnatus.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:14:40 AM EDT
[#41]
Well, it was actually funny when he shot him the first time. After the shooter was asked to stop, and he refused, it turned into assault. Funny? If you say so! And FUCK YOU in advance. Have a nice day
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:21:21 AM EDT
[#42]
I don't think they were paint balls. I'm sure they were BBs. Funny none the less.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:22:27 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:28:10 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Pretty idiotic to fire a paintball marker at someone not wearing eye protection.

If this was pre-arranged, stupid of the "victim" to intentionally put himself in that situation.

If this was an "assault", then I'd have to agree. Assault with a paintball marker is not in the same category as throwing water baloons. It is not child's play to do this to an unwilling participant.





You did stupid shit as a kid too.  Attitudes like that are part of the problem with this country these days.  
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:28:10 AM EDT
[#45]
My vote........
FUNNY AS HELL!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:28:43 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:
Everybody always picks on the fat kid....


(looks kinda staged to me...)



I don't think it was staged.  I think the 2 friends told the fat guy--hey go out on that rock and act like the crocodile hunter, we'll shoot video of it.

So the fat kid falls for the joke and he starts the crocodile hunter routine and they start nailing him with paintballs.  Yes it's a really cruel joke but I did laugh my ass off everytime I watched.  Whoo hoo.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:32:55 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The stupid bastards that did the shooting should be brought up on assault charges. What they did was dangerous period. Nothing funny about this what so ever.



Oh, come on--admit it--you at least smiled over his extremely shrill voice screaming obscenities.  Didn't you??  It's okay to admit it.  




Nice dance at the end, chumley!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:38:29 AM EDT
[#48]
Hey i was "the fat kid" and i LOVED the video. I guess some folks didn`t have any friends as a kid. Everyone knows part of being a true friend is torturing your friends half to death..  The fat kid gets his revenge by finally catching his tormentors and beating them on their arms until they cry! Well, that was my experience atleast. How is a fat kid supposed to lose weight if his good friends won`t do things to make him chase them. *shrugs*
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:39:40 AM EDT
[#49]
Thats the first time I ever seen someone do the "Charleston" on a small boulder in a stream.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:47:31 AM EDT
[#50]
"I don't care who you are, that's funny right there" - Larry the Cable Guy
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