...I knew it was time to watch something else.

Who scripted this?

"Hm, let's see...how can we honor the competitive spirit which is the Olympic Games?  Maybe Zeus could throw some flaming javelins....NO!  Let's put a bunch of watermelons in a truck and drive it to the middle of the stadium!  YEAH!"


I saw:

A staged Greek wedding
The Yellow Brick Road (maybe it was something else, but it was spiral and yellow)
Several thousand (Greek?) people carrying beach gear
A pickup truck full of watermelons

Watching an episode of "Are You Being Served" was a considerable improvement.