Shamelessly stolen from ProGlock's post at Glocksunlocked.




1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2 The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident but Your Sister Wasn't
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. Crack pipes are fun! (with FREE sample) special edition includes exotic designer pipe
30. Curious George and the poisons under the sink
31. Your First Day at School and Why You'll Never Come Home Again
32. Let's Unfasten Our Seat Belts and Slam on the Brakes
33. You Can Make a Plastic Bag Space Helmet
34. Good Night, Closet Monster; Goodbye, Honey
35. Daddy Makes a Quicksand Box
36. Huffin' and Puffin' Aerosol Fun
37. Little Hands, Big Toasters
38. Lost Children for Sale
39. Hairdryers and Other Bathtime Toys
40. Discovering What Makes Mr. Lawnmower Roar
41. Pesticide Dessert Toppings
42. Your First Picture Book: Reading is for Losers
43. Horton Hears an Expletive
44. Freeway Dodgeball: The Official Kindergarten Rules
45. When Kevin Put Kitty in the Trash Compactor
46. The Really Bad Day--Mommy Put Her Head in the Oven
47. Playing with Household Solvents
48. Fun Experiments with Fire
49. Megan & Heather's Shoplifting Adventures
50. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
51. Christmas in the Substance Abuse Center
52. I Grew Up in a Casino.
53. Why is Uncle Dave in Bed with Mommy?
54. That Burner's Not Hot! (And Other Jokes You Can Play on Your Pals)
55. Santa Claus is a Big Fat Fake (And Other Lies We Told You)