I used to live in San Frncisco, briefly. One day I was walking home from work past Fishermans Wharf, where there's a lot of street performers, mimes included.
I stopped to sit on the grass and just look out at the bay, when a very active mime was doin' his thing as people passed him by, mostly tourists.
He would follow them doing moronic mime gestures, occasionally getting a tip for his "craft".
Well along comes this guy, obviously a construction worker judging from his clothes and phyisical stature. He was a pretty hearty dude. Anyway, the mime singles him out as he walked by, silently making an invisible box around the guy as he continued to walk. The mime was skipping and dancing and doing his mime thing, when the guy stopped and told the mime to back off! It was very clear this guy didn't appreciate being the co-star of the mimes act.
After the warning, the guy turned and walked away slowly. The mime put his hand up to his mouth and made a "bashful" face, but then skipped on after the big dude, continuing to annoy him. The guy turned around, looked right at the mime, didn't say a word, and drilled him in the face with a closed fist. The mime dropped like a bag of sand.[B)]
The guy bent over, wiped the white face paint off his hand on to the mimes cute little jacket, and just kept walking.
Moral to the story, everyone, I mean EVERYONE HATES mimes.[;D]
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