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Posted: 8/25/2004 12:12:04 PM EDT
C-mon be honest. I was just mining for gold and was wondering how many others were.
Forget the Kleenex, the finger is the one! |
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Yep, I pick it proudly (when others are not around)
I do NOT eat boogers, though |
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I do it all the time, I'm married and have 2 kids, I have no one to impress. It pisses my wife off but
I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS |
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everybody does, to say no would be telling a lie.
Now the question really should be "do you eat your boogers?" |
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Whoa...eating em opens up a whole new categorahh. |
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I have a ball of boogers I have been collecting in the office in my desk drawer for the past 3 years. Actually, we have a running competition to see who can make their booger ball the biggest. I am losing.
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I like to flick them on public places, like mirrors and walls. Every once in a while an escalator rail or light switch. |
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I definately pick my nose. Gotta get those boogers out somehow.
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You can pick your friends,
And you can pick your nose, But you can't pick your friend's nose! |
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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends nose!
OOPS beat me to it! |
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YOURE SICK MAN. hey you got yourself one of those shooting cubes. I'd patent it if i were you. |
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Have you ever wondered why your index finger fits perfectly into your nostril????
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You could, but only with "More Cowbell!" Dolomite wins avatar of the month! |
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You;d be amazed at how much mucosa your sinuses can generate in a years time.
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My left one does, but my right does not. However, I am right handed. it adds to the challenge of getting the deep, soggy ones that feel connected to my optic nerve as I pull them free. |
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I blow my nose in the morning
to avoid picking boogers in the afternoon. |
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tell it like it is brother |
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Showed a girlfriend once how I pick then roll it. then very quietly fling it across the room at a wall and listen for the impact. She thought it was hilarious, in a disgusting sort of way. The girl is gone now, but the challenge still remains.
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Very dangerous... I wait til I'm stopped at the lights. |
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I've seen members celebrate their "556" post in a variety of ways... You sir, take the cake. Woot. - BUCC_Guy |
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Nothing wrong with buger eating. Sometimes it can be the best part of the day when you get the right juicey fat bastard that was eluding you all day and chomp away. It is sweet and sometimes quite filling.
I never dig for gold at a light, always while moving. |
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Because your nostril molds to it. I get a lot of boogers in the morning, so yes, I pick. I don't save them in a ball, though. I wonder if cats and dogs get boogers, and what they do with them? |
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That is the sickest thing I have read here yet! Oh man! MY EYES! MY MIND! GET OUT!!! Yeah, I do, but only for the purpose of getting the boogers out. I can't stand the feeling of thinking you have a booger hanging out. |
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Man, lots of nose pickers here.
Someone should make a Pin a "medal*" on John Kerry booger poster. Whenever you pick your nose you can announce, "time to pin another medal on Kerry" and wipe the booger on his chest. |
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I read something very disturbing regarding eating boogers - a group of scientists in Britain studied a large number of people - those who did and those who did not eat their boogers. Those that did were a LOT less likely to get sick (colds, the flu, etc.) than those who didn't.
Very odd. |
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Or a sandy one from spending the day at the beach. It removes the plaque and tastes yummie! |
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Freakin AYE....I am posting on a Booger Thread...
Question is.......Do you pick other peoples boogers? MT |
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I used to pick BlammO Jr.'s booger for him, but he's hold enough to pick his own now. I really like those rare and rewarding ones that have tentacles that reach to the back of the skull.
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Ever go to clubs that have fog machines? Along with all the cigarette smoke - talk about some boogers the next morning
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It is an art, there is no doubt. |
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After 20 years of working as a carpenter, and constantly breathing sawdust and dirt, I've become very comfortable with the stuff in my nose, pickin, diggin, farmer john snot blow, It's no big deal.
ETA: I also have bad hayfever, I'm a booger machine. |
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WTF is wrong with you guys!?!
LMAO!!! Use a Kleenex or something!! |
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Once you master picking then you go on to blowing hawks.
At first it requires the use of a finger on the opposite nostril. These are usually done in the morning when your standing around outside. After you master the simple blowing you must work on accuracy. Like aim at the shop cat. Some of the hawks you blow have a right wing others have left wing. They will tend to fly in a eliptical pattern in the oppoaite direction, special care must be used to aim these. Eventually with years of practice you will be able to command the nostrils without even the touch of the nose with your hand. Left and then right. People that work with you will whisper quietly between themselves of your mastery of the art. Trimming nose hair will lower your velocity, back preasure is the key. Be careful when hawking in the house you may loose your hawk on a curtain or shower wall, this may tend to piss of the fairer sex. While at work you must warn others of the impending hawk flyby. This is done by a good clearing of the throat and the launch of a throat hawk. If that hawk is approx the size of a small oyster then all spectators will be intensely watching for the nose hawks to free their earthly bounds. |
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Ya gotta flick'em at a poster on the wall or the plastic liner of the trash can. Ther report it gives is much more satisfying. |
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Sure everyone does and if I get pissed at you you better not have left any beer or soda cans lying around.
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Do you ever get those long stringy ones that as you pull, it feels like it goes all the way back and actually tickles a bit.
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Yeah, the end you get to is all hard and dry, but the gooey side kinda tugs at the back of your eyeball. |
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