I'd laugh if this wasn't so sad:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3596776.stmParis marks liberation from Nazis
(FROM THE BBC)
The flag raising marked emotional events in 1944
Celebrations have started in Paris to mark the 60th anniversary of the city's liberation in World War II.
On Wednesday, six firefighters raised the French flag on the Eiffel Tower in a re-enactment of events in 1944.
Sixty years ago, the Nazi troops who had occupied the French capital for four years, surrendered.
Thousands of people have turned out to watch the military parades and, later, a concert in Notre Dame cathedral will continue the celebrations.
The BBC's Peter Biles says the French attach special significance to the liberation of Paris - because, they say,
they freed themselves. The city's liberation of Paris came less than three months after the Allied forces landed on the beaches of Normandy.
But Parisians paid a heavy price for their 10-day uprising against the Germans. More than 1,000 civilians - including members of the French resistance - were killed.
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The liberation of Paris was a hugely symbolic event in helping to rid France of the shame of four years of collaboration with the Nazis.
The German forces had torn down the French tricolour from the Eiffel Tower when they arrived in the city.
Robert Duriaux, the son of Firefighter Henri Duriaux who hoisted the flag in 1944, performed the same role in the re-enactment on Wednesday.
Military parades and reconstructions of the events of 60 years ago were also taking place in the city.
French President Jacques Chirac inspected the troops and presented medals to veterans to commemorate their part in the city's liberation. He also walked through the crowds, shaking hands with some of the thousands who have turned out.
The words spoken by General Charles de Gaulle, who led the anti-Nazi French forces, were to be repeated at another ceremony later on Wednesday: "Paris. Paris outraged. Paris broken. Paris martyred. But Paris liberated."
Two columns of vehicles, one French and one American, will make their way through French capital.
Our correspondent says there will be some acknowledgement of the part that Allied forces played in the liberation of Paris, but unlike D-Day, this anniversary will be a largely French celebration - a tribute to the men and women whose courage restored France's national pride.
Thousands of Parisians are also expected to get into the party mood by dressing up in 1940s clothes for a party at the Place de Bastille.