I have marriage induced pussification. For instance, yesterday I am in my unmarked car, and I go to the nearest convienience store to get a Diet Pepsi. On my way in, I see two very good looking womenz at the counter paying for some stuff. One of them is eyeballing me, which is no big deal, I'm in uniform and sometimes folks get nervous or just wanna check out the police. No big deal. So I pour my drink and make my way to the counter and glance outside, the two chicks are sitting in their car, facing me and both are now looking at me and having some kind of conversation between themselves. I try my best to ignore it, but the clerk points them out and says, "I think they want to talk to you", with a shit eating grin. So I pay and exit the store, and glance over to them, where they both wave me over with their hands.
I approach and they ask "what is the color of your car?".
I tell them that it's a 2003 Chysler color, something along the lines of Dark Charcoal, and that I picked the color by walking car lots and seeing what I like..... One of them then says, rather dramatically, "That is absolutley the best looking police car I have ever seen. I really like it".
I says, "Doh, gotta call, gotta go, you guys have a nice day!", run back to my car and flee the area.....