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Posted: 8/23/2004 6:59:36 AM EDT
If we had are own Olypmics what events would we have?


Troll Tossing?

The "jumping to conclusions" event?

Any more?

SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:01:18 AM EDT
[#1]
The 50-meter +1 relay
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:01:18 AM EDT
[#2]
I a big fan of the naked, 1000yd. Prone competition.!!


Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:03:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Pocket Polo ?  
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:04:55 AM EDT
[#4]
cannonball competition?

beer can curling?

beer keg power lift?

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:05:32 AM EDT
[#5]
a 'certain' food eating competition
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:06:43 AM EDT
[#6]

I'd enter for the rapid typing event

Or, how about $hit-storm swimming
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:07:02 AM EDT
[#7]
The "I'd Hit It" Boxing competition.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:07:16 AM EDT
[#8]
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammer/spelling correction
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:08:31 AM EDT
[#9]
Most responses to a new female member saying Hi thread!

or

Most pics of Ackbar posted.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:11:07 AM EDT
[#10]
EATING and Sumo wrestling are all I can see from the Group events I've been to.

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:11:44 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammar/spelling correction


Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:12:28 AM EDT
[#12]
Speed Grammer!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:18:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:19:00 AM EDT
[#14]
200 meter IBTL medley

Triple Pie jump

Abortion debate marathon

100 meter Kitty prone

Rhythmic Dinner Pic Gymnastics
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:20:47 AM EDT
[#15]
The Meat Javelin in the Pooper with Pics.

The 100-yard gripe
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:24:17 AM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:25:43 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammar/spelling correction





I'm such a lo o ser. Edited to keep tc6969 from coming down on you like a thunderstorm ! EdSr
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:59:46 AM EDT
[#18]
Cop bashing

Along with a biathalon, jump to conclusion-cop bashing.

My personal favorite, commenting on posts you haven't actually read most of and making an ass out of yourself doing so.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:04:27 AM EDT
[#19]
Some named events

KA3B - cut an post.

ETH - Telling you to go to hell in such a way so that you look forward to the trip. (both sprints and relays)
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:04:32 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
cannonball competition?

beer can curling?

beer keg power lift?




beer shotgun event

beer can stacking

bbq cookoff

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:42:03 PM EDT
[#21]
btt for night crew.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:56:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Gun identification from movies and TV shows.

In the event of a tie there is a sudden deathmatch for who can properly identify the gun Al Pachino used in the movie Heat!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:57:38 PM EDT
[#23]
Where do I sign up?
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:59:28 PM EDT
[#24]
Sarge, you gonna do a skit??



Semper Fi
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:01:51 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:05:10 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
40 word reading comprehension.



I dun git it...
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:07:24 PM EDT
[#27]
I think this may just be one of the funniest threads I have ever read on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:09:37 PM EDT
[#28]
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:16:42 PM EDT
[#29]
Sheeple tossing

Best round for killing { insert target here }
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:20:24 PM EDT
[#30]
the who can get both race.

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:20:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Post whoring

Dupe! race

Pie eating contest (subject to the availability of pie)

- BUCC_Guy
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:30:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Moderator sword Fensing....to the death!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:58:51 PM EDT
[#33]
I want to enter the Marpatithon!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 9:09:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Speed Thread Locking
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 9:11:39 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
Speed Thread Locking



Fineswine and Shithead (schumer) bashing
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 9:11:56 PM EDT
[#36]
Divorcethon.
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