I had the pleasure (or displeasure?) of seeing a drunk once who blew a .31 who was up trying to walk around. A state trooper found him passed out in his car on a night when temps were down in the 0 degrees F range. Had he not happened across him, he would have likely died that night.
Anyway, while he was awaiting the BA, the guy kept begging to use the restroom. So the trooper finally alllowed him in there but he had to keep the door open so he could be observed. Before anyone could react this idiot turns the water on full blast, grabs a bottle of that liquid anti-bacterial soap, sticks his head under the faucet and starts pumping that soap down his throat! The trooper wasn't too fast to react (nor was I), as I suppose we were a bit baffled by this idiot.
Needless to say, he had to wait another 20 minutes for his test, but he still blew a .31. But I think he ended up having to spend the night at the hospital. This guy has to get my all time ass clown award. This was also one of the funniest things I saw while I was a reserve deputy. I suppose he thought the soap would lower his BAC or something. Or maybe he just had being drunk confused with the use of profanity and washing your mouth out with soap and was punishing himself? LOL.
-CH