well, this happened a while ago...
i and some friends of mine were driving around, when it came time to get gas in an area of town that wasnt necessarily the best.
when i got out of the car to pump gas, i was approached by a vagrant, who probably at one time spoke english, but a lack of teeth and brain cells had since robbed him of this skill. as he approached, i noticed two of memphis' finest approaching slowly and quietly from behind him in their squad car.
as the vagrant began to ask me for money, or food, or whatever he wanted, the squad car gently nudged him in the back of the legs, and the driver bleeped a short one off on his siren. at this point, i just kinda smiled and nodded, and went in to pay for gas.
as i grabbed a sprite and stood in line to pay, i witnessed one of the memphis cops conversate with the vagrant as the other sprayed him down with lysol and gave him a few bucks so he could come in and buy himself something to eat or drink.
i went out as the vagrant came in, who actually held the door open for me as i left. i waved to the cops and got in my car to leave.
as we pulled off, i looked in my rearview to catch a last glimpse of the vagrant, when to my surprise, i saw another homeless man leap out of a trash dumpster, scan the parking lot quickly, then leap back into the can as quickly as he lept out, never to be seen again.
i drove off in complete astonishment, realizing that i had just witnessed memphis' homeless crime fighting duo, the memphis trash ninja, and his sidekick, the toothless wonder...