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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:57:47 PM EDT
[#1]
My throat still hurts and my flu has been gone for days?
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:58:26 PM EDT
[#2]
OK since you insist, Doc I had sex with your sister last week and now I got this cheesy shit growing on my dick how do I get rid of it???......
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:58:50 PM EDT
[#3]
Have you been stuck by any needles at work recently? Doc Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:59:09 PM EDT
[#4]
Why don't I just say... I wish you were for real...
Otherwise I hate you for your pretentious shit, pretending to get my pills a few days earlier........... All the while.... just letting my enemies know I'm a pussy. What say you!? My Brethren. |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:59:36 PM EDT
[#5]
Last week I had the strangest dream. In it, I was eating a delicious giant marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
 What does it all mean, doc? |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:59:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Here is what I did when she gave it to me...... First, get some pizza dough..... Doc Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:59:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Why is it that the state won’t recognize my marriage? We love each other and want to be Husband and Husband.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:00:22 AM EDT
[#8]
Your bong water needs cleaning. Doct Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:01:47 AM EDT
[#9]
Move to the great home state of your lover, Texas, and then you can finally marry I Like Legs SGatr15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:02:20 AM EDT
[#10]
My ass hurts.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:02:57 AM EDT
[#11]
Why cant I seem to stop these filty Marlbro's?...
I hate the smell, but the taste and the way it makes me feel....( seem to remmember something my dad told me about the smell and the taste on something else but I just cant remmember what it was) 
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:04:12 AM EDT
[#12]
You have been hitting the RedGoat again?... |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:05:08 AM EDT
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You can gently blow the smoke out thru your nostrils and suck it back into your mouth giving it a great taste. Doctor Sgtar15 PS COmbatJack....take out the pickle |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:05:28 AM EDT
[#14]
That causes sore throats???? 
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:07:04 AM EDT
[#15]
Just saying in your line of work I would be VERY careful about needles. But...probably just a cold anyways...unless it has been going on for more than 3 days. DOctor Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:07:06 AM EDT
[#16]
Nah, I have been parked in front of Arfcom since 1100 yesterday morning. |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:08:29 AM EDT
[#17]
My stomach is getting bigger. So I've been cutting my pizzas into 4 slices instead of 8 slices to cut down on the number of slices I eat. But my stomach keeps getting bigger!
Woe is me. |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:08:40 AM EDT
[#18]
DUDE....YOU NEED TO SEE A REAL DR.! |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:09:15 AM EDT
[#19]
It hurts whenever I go like this
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:10:23 AM EDT
[#20]
Don't go like that. Dumbass! Doc SGatr15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:12:38 AM EDT
[#21]
Oh, ok  I'll pay the nurse on my out. |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:13:52 AM EDT
[#22]
You mean a medical doctor? I already have a shrink. She says I'm weird. |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:15:26 AM EDT
[#23]
You are boofing your shrink!....( I know because she is my mom)  I mean a real Medical Doctor! 
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:17:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Why does it feel so good to pee after only 8-10 beers?
I really wanna know.... |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:18:09 AM EDT
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Hey Doc,
I'm starting to grow hair in really wierd places...any thoughts? |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:19:39 AM EDT
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Hey doc, the strangest thing happened to me on my way back from Mexico last week, I was there buying cheap Mex hooch, and some Meds to clear up that infection that I got from your sister.
Besides the cheese growing on my dick I get the frequent urge to piss,(burns like hell btw) so I ran into an ally to 'drain the lizard' and this passed out dude was gawking at my wang, He said "Aye caramba!! que chilote tienes"!!! What ever that means, the bottom line is he said I could make big money as the 'stand' in for the donkey in Tia Juana. I could really use the money should I take the gig?? What if they try to pay me in Pesos??..[bandito] |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:20:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Only? Peeing feels good because when the bladder is full your penis is to busy thinking about peeing instead of sex. WHne your penis isn't thinking about sex you are not happy. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:21:13 AM EDT
[#28]
Shave your palms.. sgtar5 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:21:59 AM EDT
[#29]
Dude, my shrink is a 72 year old Swedish immigrant! Well, mostly shes just a family friend, not my shrink, but shes a PhD. Shes really cool for being 72 I will tell you that. Shes taking me back to Sweden for three weeks this winter. That ought to be fun.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:22:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Tell them you will only except bags of salt. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:22:46 AM EDT
[#31]
And get glasses. Sarge, you misspelled your name! |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:26:20 AM EDT
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Sarge,
Do you think that Combat_Jack is really sleeping with his shrink based on the following text?..
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:29:16 AM EDT
[#33]
 No fucking way I would do that, thats sick man!
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:31:35 AM EDT
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If a dogs sense of smell is 500x greater then a humans .... Why do they sniff each others assholes ?
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:33:45 AM EDT
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Hey, this isn't Mass., we don't do that shit here. Well, maybe a few up in DFW. |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:43:59 AM EDT
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I feel neglected and unimportant.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:46:50 AM EDT
[#37]
 Suck it up and start posting! |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:52:32 AM EDT
[#38]
My question was on the first page.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:54:28 AM EDT
[#39]
Thats funny. I m eating cold pizza right now.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 12:55:24 AM EDT
[#40]
Got any beauty tips for a fat man?
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Posted: 8/22/2004 1:05:03 AM EDT
[#41]
Doc:
I'm having impure thoughts; the other day at the range I fired a Glock and kind of enjoyed it. I know this is wrong and unnatural. What should I do? |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 1:18:51 AM EDT
[#42]
i had some split peach pie for breakfast yesterday and now my dick hurts. i think she was rocking out a little too hard on top of me.
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Posted: 8/22/2004 1:22:55 AM EDT
[#43]
Draw sexy faces on his belly. SGtar15 |
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Posted: 8/22/2004 1:24:01 AM EDT
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You sir are so ill you need a WHOLE TEAM to fix you!! I suggest Etam Kimber and their 1911's. Doc Sgatr15 |
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