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Posted: 8/21/2004 11:12:14 AM EDT

WITH THE ASSALT WEAPINS BAN BE GOING AEWAY WE BRING YOU NEW FROM SPECIAL TACTICALE TOP NOTCH SWAT ACEDOMY BOBCAT SEPCILIZED ADVANCEMNT ERIFLE FOR TACITICL OPERATUNS.

WE HAVE COMBINE ALL THU FEATUTES OF THE BEST ASSULT WEPOINS ON TH E PLANET TO BRING YOU THIS ULTIMITE SWAT GUN SOON TO BE USED BY SPECIL FORCES ALL OVUR THE WORKLD. STOCK FOLDS JUST LIK EXPSENSIVE HIGH PRICED GERMNA HK BUT THEY AR E NOT GUD LIKE ARE GUNS.

GET YURS NOW.

ONLY $4,500 NEEDED TO GET YUR RESERVATION ON THI LIST FOR DELIVERY AFTUR THE BAN GO AWAY.

AFTERT HIS NO MOREE.

WE WILL BE BUYING UP ALL COMPINIES LIKE HK AND WILL STOP MAKINGS THEIR GUNS TOO.

LAST CHANCE TO BE BUY RELE SWAT SPECIL GUN JUST LIK GREEN BERTS ARE USING IN SYRIA.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:13:55 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:14:04 AM EDT

[#2]

Uhhhh, yeah.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:14:58 AM EDT

[#3]

I hear that Special Weapons guns are the best. I want to go ahead and get one before everyone buys them all and drives the price up. Thanks Todd!!!

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:17:25 AM EDT

[#4]

Careful, he might try and sue you now.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:17:41 AM EDT

[#5]

Steyr,

You seem bitter, would you like to share?

96Ag

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:19:22 AM EDT

[#6]

Kuul. They have that in duece duece?

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:19:24 AM EDT

[#7]

SteyrAUG --->

<---Todd

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:20:01 AM EDT

[#8]

That's pretty special, all right.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:21:53 AM EDT

[#9]

That tactical scope mount sling swivel is so sweet I crapped my pants.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:22:18 AM EDT

[#10]

Does it come chambered in 6.8?

Where is the list for the group buy?

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:24:39 AM EDT

[#11]

You inTnernot jurks ar gonna get yous when I by hk and teech them to stop manking crappy gunas and overprixcing them.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:25:48 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I hear that Special Weapons guns are the best. I want to go ahead and get one before everyone buys them all and drives the price up. Thanks Todd!!!

Man that might be funnier than my post.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:28:02 AM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:28:13 AM EDT

[#14]

Thats is the FUGLIEST gun I've ever seen!

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:30:16 AM EDT

[#15]

That may be the funniest thing I've ever read on AR15.com. No animation smilie is good enough to express my laughter.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:30:49 AM EDT

[#16]

I hear Special Forces are already using it, and that theres even a pic floating around proving it...

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:31:15 AM EDT

[#17]

INTERNOT CUNTOST:

FIND SLOGAN FUR NEWW COMPANY WE MAKE.

OUR CURRINT SLOGAN LAWYURS SAY WE CEN NO USE NO MORE.

"SEPCIL WAPUNS - GUNS SO GUD WE SHOULD SUE YOU FOR COMPLINING ABOUT THEM"

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:31:47 AM EDT

[#18]

How do we know for sure that SteyrAUG isn't really Todd dressed in mens clothes?

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:35:37 AM EDT

[#19]

I heard Vulcan had the speshul forses contract.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:45:53 AM EDT

[#20]

I hear these work great in dusty desert environments. I bet due to our operators in Iraq ordering massive quantities of these weapons, that SW would have to put civilians on back order for the time being. Damn shame we won't be able to get our hands on any soon.

Posted: 8/21/2004 11:59:03 AM EDT

[#21]

SA, please stop typing like this...It's giving me a headache. Thank you. Vinnie

Posted: 8/21/2004 12:11:31 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I heard Vulcan had the speshul forses contract.

No shit - has everyone SEEN their webpage? (if it's the one I think it is, it's grotesque and without shame).

Posted: 8/21/2004 12:58:03 PM EDT

[#23]

No, I haven't. Link?

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:01:10 PM EDT

[#24]

PayPal Sent!

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:07:32 PM EDT

[#25]

Man oh man.

You guys are supposed to be firearms experts. You can't even see that he is ripping you off.

LOOK, NO BAYONET LUG.

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:08:23 PM EDT

[#26]

good one steyraug

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:15:45 PM EDT

[#27]

I think I wet myself.

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:33:06 PM EDT

[#28]

When I look at that rifle, I can already hear the guitars wailing in the background.

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:37:53 PM EDT

[#29]

!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:38:56 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
INTERNOT CUNTOST:

FIND SLOGAN FUR NEWW COMPANY WE MAKE.

OUR CURRINT SLOGAN LAWYURS SAY WE CEN NO USE NO MORE.

"SEPCIL WAPUNS - GUNS SO GUD WE SHOULD SUE YOU FOR COMPLINING ABOUT THEM"

Posted: 8/21/2004 1:39:09 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

"SEPCIL WAPUNS - GUNS SO GUD WE SHOULD SUE YOU FOR COMPLINING ABOUT THEM"

I know he copied that from the asshat Paul F. Jannuzzo from Glock.

I've still got his letter circa 1992.

Posted: 8/21/2004 2:18:12 PM EDT

[#32]

One thing that I have to give to Todd is that he does deliver eventually. It might be a year or two late but it usually arrives. Its a matter of if you want it or not!

Posted: 8/21/2004 2:27:52 PM EDT

[#33]

Does it come in Airsoft???

Wait till I tell my uber-buddies in Counterstrike!

- BUCC_Guy

Posted: 8/21/2004 2:36:12 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
No, I haven't. Link?

This is the webpage I've seen:

www.vulcanarmament.com/cgistore/store.cgi?page=/new/catalog.html&setup=#AGENTID&cart_id=

They advertise themselves as "the machineguns of the special forces"

If that is Todd's front company (to hide from disgruntled Special Weapons customer) is is absolutely without shame.

If it's some other company that's legitimate, then never mind me. However, I find it hard to believe that some company that seels "Orlight" 30-round AR mags for $12 is supplying "machineguns" to Special Forces in Afghanistan

Kinds of sounds like Special Weapons when you look at their "warranty"

REPAIR POLICY

Based on the Magnuson-Moss Warranty act, Vulcan Arms Inc. offers no warranty on its product line. Vulcan Arms Inc. is extremely concerned with its customers' satisfaction and stands behind its products. Vulcan Arms Inc. has in the past and will continue to offer service on its products for a period of one year from the date of purchase by the original purchaser for defects in materials and workmanship. Please retain your sales receipt for proof of purchase date.

I wonder if Special Forces get a better warranty?

Posted: 8/21/2004 2:38:40 PM EDT

[#35]

Now you just need to make it belt-fed ... we haven't seen one of those yet....

Posted: 8/21/2004 2:44:12 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
No, I haven't. Link?

This is the webpage I've seen:

www.vulcanarmament.com/cgistore/store.cgi?page=/new/catalog.html&setup=#AGENTID&cart_id=

They advertise themselves as "the machineguns of the special forces"

If that is Todd's front company (to hide from disgruntled Special Weapons customer) is is absolutely without shame.

If it's some other company that's legitimate, then never mind me. However, I find it hard to believe that some company that seels "Orlight" 30-round AR mags for $12 is supplying "machineguns" to Special Forces in Afghanistan

Kinds of sounds like Special Weapons when you look at their "warranty"

REPAIR POLICY

Based on the Magnuson-Moss Warranty act, Vulcan Arms Inc. offers no warranty on its product line. Vulcan Arms Inc. is extremely concerned with its customers' satisfaction and stands behind its products. Vulcan Arms Inc. has in the past and will continue to offer service on its products for a period of one year from the date of purchase by the original purchaser for defects in materials and workmanship. Please retain your sales receipt for proof of purchase date.

I wonder if Special Forces get a better warranty?

Hesse = Vulcan = crap.
Speshul Weppinz = Bobcat = Toad = even crappier crap, with bad spelling and non-existent customer relations.

Posted: 8/21/2004 3:58:21 PM EDT

[#37]

watch out! that guy will sue you!

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:06:58 PM EDT

[#38]

Todd and Joken ought to join forces, then you could pay for a weapon you would never get, but be happy you didn't have to shoot.

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:09:51 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Hesse = Vulcan = crap.
Speshul Weppinz = Bobcat = Toad = even crappier crap, with bad spelling and non-existent customer relations.

Thanks - who knew that Hesse supplied machineguns to our Special Forces!!!

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:11:14 PM EDT

[#40]

Holy Cow Steyr!! You gonna' do a group buy?? I'll take two! Take a check?

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:16:19 PM EDT

[#41]

Should I buy a Hesse or burn a pile of money?

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:18:08 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I hear Special Forces are already using it, and that theres even a pic floating around proving it...

The Official rifle for SEALS I've beeen told.

that will sell a bunch

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:24:52 PM EDT

[#43]

Asshole.

You had until you got to "GREEN BERTS ARE USING IN SYRIA".

And iwas gona buy 2.

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:25:22 PM EDT

[#44]

When will they be available for us civilians?

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:29:11 PM EDT

[#45]

Yeah BABY!

Delta Seal Tactical Entry Sniper Assult Weapon.

I've been dreaming of that one for years!

Do You Take IOUs?

Posted: 8/21/2004 4:43:23 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
INTERNOT CUNTOST:

FIND SLOGAN FUR NEWW COMPANY WE MAKE.

OUR CURRINT SLOGAN LAWYURS SAY WE CEN NO USE NO MORE.

"SEPCIL WAPUNS - GUNS SO GUD WE SHOULD SUE YOU FOR COMPLINING ABOUT THEM"

SEPCIL WAPUNS - MORE THRUSTS PER SQUEEZE