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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:29:03 AM EDT
There is a sex/porn shop a few stores down from mine, and there are some amazing hotties in there. Anyway, this one always comes up into my store and likes to talk to me when I'm not busy, which is most of the time in the summer months here in Florida.(out of season). I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not, but she is so beautiful. But I am married to a wonderfully beautiful wife and would never do anything to hurt her. But this girl won't leave me alone and I don't know what to make out of it. Just last week, when no one was in the store, she showed me the newest panties they got in the store.....she was wearing them. She just pulled down her shorts in the back a little to reveal the top. I just said something like "oh wow, they look nice" and turned my head and changed the topic. What do you think she is up to??? I'm too nice of a person to tell her to leave the store, lol.
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I think you should post pics. That will help us decide what you should do.
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You're married. Give her my phone #. 714-555-5555. Thanks buddy.
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[SmartAssArfcomRequisiteAnswer] Pop her in the pooper. Post pix. [/SmartAssArfcomRequisiteAnswer]
Make sure "she"'s a "she" Talk to her about your wonderful wife |
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Read the following very carefully and give it a few minutes to set in:
CARPE POON!!! Honestly, WTF? |
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I agree: CARPE FUCKIN' POON! |
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Under no circumstance should you shoot this feral pussy. 2-3 minutes of fun with the sex-kitten cannot begin to compensate you for the immeasurable grief you will experience if you cheat on your wife. If you are going to go after this girl, tell your wife first so she can go ahead and get a lawyer. Not only will she deserve better than you, she will deserve to get everything you have.
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You don't need to be rude but you need to give her the cold shoulder. Don't make an effort to engage her in conversation. In other words, your responses to her should be:
- yes - no - how about that? After she finds that she isn't getting the attention she desires, she'll move onto the next married guy and try him. |
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It's Because you are married.
She realizes that all the losers she dates can go away, and she is just wanting someone who can commit to a long-term relationship. (which you can... the married part again) So basically she is showing the goods in case you are interested. Or just harmless flirting, ask if you can see the tag for washing instructions on the panties. |
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Sung to the tune of Punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkmen...
Sex Shop Girl! |
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Fixed. |
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" I can't tell if she's hitting on me or not"
Where's Mr. Obvious when you need him? Hell, Ray Charles could see that she's hitting on you. |
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Tell her that her knees are way to sharp for your taste and to leave.
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Some girls are such attention whores that they will flirt like that to everyone. She probably already has a couple boyfriends and a couple girlfriends. |
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Make that shit work out like an all you can eat PIE buffett. |
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This must be a fucking JOKE right ?
She showed me her underwear ? What do I think is up ??????????????? If you are happy with your wife tell her to leave you alone. |
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+1 Facts: - she is a "so beautiful" sex/porn shop employee - She flirts with you while you are at work - YOU ARE MARRIED - She shows you her underware This seems like trouble on MANY levels.... You could lose your Job and your Marriage.... doenst seem worth it to me |
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I agree. This works every time. |
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No shit! Say WOW! when she shows you her panties is an invite. NExt time YELL: "BITCH IAM MARRIED!!!" Sgtar15 |
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If there are more girls who work in the sex shop store talk her into bringing a co-worker down and putting on a little girl-on-girl show for ya. Then you can post both stills and video, or maybe a live streamer. OR Just ignore her and she'll go away.
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Do it for the Children!! |
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+1 |
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BANG IT!!
bang it hard bang it loud bang it often bang it so hard the neighbors complain about the noise. when you done with your drum practice go hame a take care of your wife. A skank is a skank no matter how hot they are. |
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Some guys have all the luck! Enjoy it while you can! There's no law about lookinghock.gif
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Tell her
"I bet those panties would look great on my wife." Maybe she'll get the hint |
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Oh TRUST me guys, there isn't any way in hell that I'm cheating on her. I just think it's amazing that this stuff couldn't happen to me when I was single. And even if I was willing to cheat, it wouldn't be with her. She probably has the crabs or even worse. I gotta look after my boys you know.
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You peeps from the "OC"... I tell ya... |
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Yes there is. My wife told me so... |
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GARANDMAN, I AM SHOCKED! |
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you are obviously committed to your wife. jsut enjoy the company and have fun chatting with sex shop girl. no reason to feel guilty about it. maybe you could even talk to your wife abotu her. might add a bit of twist and make for some interesting conversation. |
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I can't beieve this hasn't been suggested yet.....
Get Both! Try and talk the wife into a 3-some. |
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This is fatal terrain for you A2. You cannot win.
You might not think she's been hitting on you, but it sounds like she want's to tag you. Do you think she's just being friendly when she shows you her new sexy little panties? Think about it....would you want your wife to walk in in the middle of one of this girls little "visits"? Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing. |
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She might drop them to the floor and say "Here take them to her and see!" BigDozer66 |
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Three words: "Hey, I'm married." Trust me she'll get over you. Probably just bored and you are the most fun to screw with. |
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This deserves repeating - OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to see you doing is probably something you shouldn't be doing. |
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Looking is one thing, saying woo woo she is HOT to your wife... |
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Run (her off), Forrest, Run (her off)! Dude, really.....do you love your wife? Yes, or no? Do I need to say anymore? |
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Post from PAEBR332 -
Absolutely correct! Just turn it around and see how you would like this: Whatever you wouldn't want your wife to be doing is probably something that you shouldn't be doing either! So, if the situation was reversed and it was your wife working at a store that was down from a sex shop and a male employee was down there flirting around with her.... Eric The(TurnaboutIsFairPlay)Hun |
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