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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:06:56 PM EDT
[#1]
Do you mean when I am near?
Close to you? Close to me? SGatr15 |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:07:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Why do farts sound so funny?
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:08:32 PM EDT
[#3]
maybe because birds are claimed to be the modern day dinosaurs?
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:08:41 PM EDT
[#4]
as a warning 
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:08:46 PM EDT
[#5]
How many boards would the Mongols hoard, if the Mongol hordes got bored?
(Stolen from Calvin and Hobbes) |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:09:22 PM EDT
[#6]
What's the angular airspeed velocity of a Swallow?
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Posted: 8/19/2004 7:09:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Dammit man, you're going to make my head hurt. My ankle hurts bad enough... |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 8:04:48 PM EDT
[#8]
It depends on whether he's carrying coconuts or not. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 8:17:58 PM EDT
[#9]
They just long to be close to you.........
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Posted: 8/19/2004 8:22:26 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm in carpenter hell
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Posted: 8/19/2004 8:23:07 PM EDT
[#11]
...On the day that you were born
The Angles looked down from Heaven.... And threw up. 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 4:04:34 AM EDT
[#12]
African or European? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 4:06:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Wow, only four people think I'm a putz...I gotta start working harder.
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:53:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:55:21 AM EDT
[#15]
Indication of..
A TRAP!!! 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:57:52 AM EDT
[#16]
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 11:58:33 AM EDT
[#17]
Depends on who is swallowing.... |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:00:02 PM EDT
[#18]
They could grasp it by the husk. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:03:28 PM EDT
[#19]
NOOOOO! Not here! We already have Pie, IBTL, and Stick it in Her Pooper and Post Pics! |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:08:44 PM EDT
[#20]
Where I go Ackbar is sure to follow, giving the opportunity. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:10:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:11:42 PM EDT
[#22]
 Bye Bye Now. |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:12:39 PM EDT
[#23]
It's the leading edge of your asshole breaking the sound barrier!
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:12:40 PM EDT
[#24]
But where's Porkins? |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:17:57 PM EDT
[#25]
[ 13 ] Because that's just what birds do [ 20.97% ]
[ 12 ] Birds are the spawn of satan [ 19.35% ] [ 8 ] necromancer did it [ 12.9% ] [ 6 ] Imbroglio did it [ 9.68% ] [ 6 ] Burley is a putz [ 9.68% ] I'm not saying how I voted GM |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:20:55 PM EDT
[#26]
He died... 
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:26:12 PM EDT
[#27]
The birds suddenly appear because I just washed my truck.
Lock & load...prepare to repel aerial attack
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:44:41 PM EDT
[#28]
Burley, sgtar, y'old farts. Damn you to heck. I'm going to have that song in my head ALL DAY.
na, na-na na na... |
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Posted: 8/20/2004 12:48:06 PM EDT
[#29]
i think the proper question is why does bird shit mysteriously appear on my car after i wash it. Even when no flying rats are in the area.
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