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Monkeys attack women, children
From correspondents in Khartoum
20aug04

HORDES of monkeys are running wild in the Sudanese state capital Kassala, attacking women and children and looting shops for food, Al-Anbaa newspaper reported today.

The groups are going on the rampage in two suburbs of the city, close to the frontier with Eritrea, the newspaper said.

The monkeys launch "organised attacks which last several hours", targeting "bakeries and grocery stores".

They attack women and children, run into homes, "breaking kitchen utensils and snatching food from the children" and open the doors of refrigerators to get at the food inside, according to one resident, Salah Osman al-Khedr.

He put the phenomenon down to the wholesale cutting down of trees which has deprived the monkeys of their sole source of food.

The attacks start at dawn and sometimes last until dusk, he said.
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Damn dirty apes!

semi auto with large capacity mag will teach them apes a thing or two. Shooting them monkeys would be funner that trap shooting.

DAMN DIRTY APES!

Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE



Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!!


Think I'll load mine with EAMITR's

( Exploding, Anti-Monkey, Incindiary, Tracer Round )

Quoted: Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28722 Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!!

then buy one

when they sink to the level of poo-flinging, we'll have to get them all memberships here....

Africa: An entire continent in self destruct mode!

Quoted: Quoted: Looks like a job for the GAU-19 SUPER SWEETIE photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28722 Man, I just CAN'T get enough of this thing!!!!! then buy one

 Hmmmm....I did just get a new credit card.....

hey Desertmoon,
don't hog all the glory, leave some of them apes for us poor guys with humble ar15's.

Lets Implode Africa!

This thread is useless without pics.

Quoted: hey Desertmoon, don't hog all the glory, leave some of them apes for us poor guys with humble ar15's.

 Oh, don't worry ALL OF YOU GET TRIGGER TIME....this baby would be too much fun to NOT to share the experience.

I think it's HIGH time to SPANK THE MONKEY(S)!!!

SnF

Quoted: He put the phenomenon down to the wholesale cutting down of trees which has deprived the monkeys of their sole source of food.

If someone removed my only source of food, I'd do the same.

+1 for the monkeys.

Ban monkeys!  Its for the women and children!