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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:26:36 PM EDT
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Awsome....
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:27:30 PM EDT
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Why you are at it pickup some brake fluid, it works wonders on paint jobs.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:27:41 PM EDT
[#3]
heh
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:29:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:29:04 PM EDT
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Hehehe, just be careful if/when they figure out it came from your balcony!
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:29:26 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:29:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:30:12 PM EDT
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bwahahahaaha, just make sure they don't find out where it came from!
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:30:57 PM EDT
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Supposedly, if you put Oscar Meyer bologna on a car, it will remove the paint, if left on long enough. This has been confirmed to me by numerous individuals, but I cannot confirm it myself.
Also, if you're good enough with a Super Soaker, and have some enamel paint or the like, a large, decorative penis can easily be added to the hood of any car. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:31:47 PM EDT
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I'd post the free bleach link, but it's dead
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:32:29 PM EDT
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Haha, good for you. I don't give a crap what you are cause a loud radio is a loud radio and any dumb SOB would have gotten the same shit from me.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:35:20 PM EDT
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I have heard that myself. I like brake fluid becuase it makes the car look like it has herpes or something, |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:41:54 PM EDT
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I've called the cops on these types of mofos before, and they know who calls cause i'm out there when the cops get there. I've also used a sling shot with small pieces from the ceramic looking stuff off the spark plugs, shatters there windows without making noice.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:41:56 PM EDT
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The best is when the motherfucker adjacent to me puts his music on at 0530. I'm going to kill him someday, I swear.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:44:40 PM EDT
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This passage reminds me somehow of the Japanese zen archery I have seen in a couple of movies.
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:49:15 PM EDT
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Good for you.
My roommate and I did this to a guy in college. We lived on the 5th floor and dropped a 1 gallon trash bag full of all the nasties we could in our room and our dorm fridge into the back of his el camino. He was really pissed. Best part was when he came up to our room pissed as hell and my roommate used the Jedi mind trick and convinced him it was the guys downstairs. We could hear the yelling downstairs for hours. I also reccommend brake fluid. It goes to work on the paint almost instantly. |
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:49:51 PM EDT
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Good job!
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:56:41 PM EDT
[#18]
AWESOME!
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Posted: 8/18/2004 8:59:02 PM EDT
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You're so mean
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Posted: 8/18/2004 9:04:23 PM EDT
[#20]
great job.........
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Posted: 8/18/2004 9:09:02 PM EDT
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Next time, toss down a case of tannernite on a short fuse. That will be the only boom you'll ever need for a full nights sleep.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 2:08:31 AM EDT
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Lol good job!
I wonder what he did to remove it lol |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 2:23:40 AM EDT
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Thank God for privately owned individual country homes......
 Not sure I'd last very long in an apt without charges being filed. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 2:34:49 AM EDT
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Funny, but not too bright. Dont think it would be too hard to figure out who did it and what you did was an act of vandalism. It might have been better to toss on a robe and a 45 underneath. And gently gone downstairs and nicely request that they turn off the radio and leave so that the residents could get some sleep. Then if they gave you any problems break out a phone and call in a noise complaint with the local PD. BTW, it also might be a good idea to have a quiet word with the girls parents if they are neighbors of yours.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 2:38:27 AM EDT
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Ok, dad. Thanks for the reprimand. Do I have to eat my vegetables, too? Rifleman18Echo, great story.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 2:46:03 AM EDT
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Good job, lets hope there are no comebacks :)
/PHil |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:01:14 AM EDT
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This problem with that is that the idiots don't know who or why. Instead of commiting vandalism/destruction of property, it would be better to call the cops and file a noise complaint. Get the license number if you can. I know, I had idiotic neighbors at my last place that I must have called the cops out several dozen times over a year or so. Then there was the fistfight two houses down and the car without the muffler across the street.... I hate loud noise! Particularly when I'm trying to sleep or work.
KAC |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:01:32 AM EDT
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Bleach? You can't remove bleach. Bleach is what removes stuff. Like dye. Or painful, painful images from my brain. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:05:24 AM EDT
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Good job, I never understood the loud stereo thing.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:07:13 AM EDT
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It was probably his mothers car.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:13:34 AM EDT
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me either. those punks got what they deserved. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:24:03 AM EDT
[#32]
I meant to get the excess out of the car. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:24:59 AM EDT
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Makes them look "cool" as they get attention. In short, they are attention whores. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:42:52 AM EDT
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Great work!
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:43:20 AM EDT
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Calling the cops would likely result in nothing. All they can do is come and tell them to turn the music down. As soon as they leave they'll turn it up again or be back the next night.
These inconsiderate assclowns did not care about the poster getting a good night's rest. So they got what they deserved IMHO. Plus, they'll actually remember what happened, which is more than a visit from the cops would have accomplished. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:44:21 AM EDT
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I'd like to pour bleach on my neighbor's dogs.
 Or hot grease. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 3:54:10 AM EDT
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Especially if they sat in it and got their Fubus or fubars or whatever they call their gangsta clothes bleached as well.
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:24:03 AM EDT
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They will learn nothing from this act. All that will happen is they will get pissed and try and lash out at whoever they think poured the bleach on there car. If you are lucky there wont be any bleached stains on the paint near your window. Maybe there will be some bleach on the apartment below so they will gets his windows smashed in. GREAT JOB!!! It was so much better to play little kids games then stand up to them. The damage you did would come out to say $300 for getting the seats reupholstered and if you where a really good shot $1000+ for a new top and $300 for new carpet kit.
NoKarma |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:27:57 AM EDT
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After reading this thread I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years by directly confronting the situation.
 Tj |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:36:07 AM EDT
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I was on vacation in Florida about three years ago. I was on ther 12th floor on a hotel and a herd of ghetto trash was in the parking lots, booming stereo, screaming and yelling, white hoochies dancing in the parking lot and a car like that damn thing. It was so loud you could hear it in my damn room at 1230am. I called the front desk and they "no speekie engrish", nobody wanted to do much.
I had a box of doughnuts my kid had picked out, it had several cream and jelly filled specials. I put a little spin on a nice custard filled, chocolate coated delight and sailed it to the hoochie dance circle. It exploded off the shoulder of one idiot and coated a few of them. After the screaming and yelling and two minutes silence they resumed the party. A lovely follow-up jelly suprise off the head of a moron ended the party. Apparently, a fresh doughnut only injures your pride. I was wishing for bagels. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:43:57 AM EDT
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Damn glad I dont have to put up with that urban living shit.
Too bad they will never understand why it happened to them. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:46:44 AM EDT
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How about carefully placing one of those rainbow stickers on the lower part of their bumper?
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Posted: 8/19/2004 4:48:14 AM EDT
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I have been told that sardine juice does not come out. It just stinks worse and worse.
And does not show up right away. So, ythey dont realize it till the next day. And wont figure out where it happened |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 5:17:02 AM EDT
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Despite what others say...
GOOD JOB! At least they might figure out not to park in front of your building anymore. |
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Posted: 8/19/2004 5:51:32 AM EDT
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When I was 17 I had a hockey net for personal use in my cauld-a-sac. Didn't bother anyone, wasn't in the way. The neighbor from acrossed the streets boyfriend like being an asshole and parked is old battered van right in fornt of it so I couldn't use it...duh. Stupid motherfucker! You don't park in FRONT OF A HOCKET NET!
So, one night I go and get a puck and my stick. Took two shots and dented the shit out of the door. Ignorant buligerance didn't even notice. So he parks there again...and again...and again, with repeated requests to move it else where. Nothing. So i finally got an extra puck and strapped a note to it "PLEASE MOVE YOUR SHITTY VAN!" I took aim at the windshield. CRACK! CRASH! Puck struck right into it. Never saw the van or him again. No calls from the cops. [stewey from Family Guy] VICTORY IS MINE! [/stewey from Family Guy]
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Posted: 8/19/2004 6:02:41 AM EDT
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Cold water works good sometimes. |
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