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Posted: 5/25/2023 7:20:16 PM EDT
Dearest GD-
I have an ex girlfriend from my mid 20’s that has since married, had a child, and moved across the country. We keep in sparse contact, and I last saw her when we both lived on the east coast in maybe 2009.

We’ve texted a little (maybe 10 times since then), but never spoke via voice since we parted. This week, she lets me know that she’s divorcing her man-child husband. Their son is maybe 4. She said she wants come visit me during the separation.

Interesting.

Advice? Suggestions? Do I fo?

Edited to add-
Has a good job, pays most of their bills and pays the entire mortgage. Girl boss.

Edit number 2-
Reading is FUNdamental. I never said I want to get back together with her. Also, I’ve seen pics. Not a mayo tanker.

Edit number 3-
Younger sister likely has OnlyFans or is a high class escort.

Edit number 4-
She said I was the one that got away, and now that she’s older and wiser, she realizes the mistake she made. Has GD no compassion? In that one book didn’t they offer that barn to the lady who was pregnant because the hotel was all full up? Can my familiarity not be the barn here?

Major Update-
Her soon to be ex husband asked her about me, because he knows she thinks of me fondly. Is he going to do something crazy? If she wants to leave, why not just let her leave?

31MAY- they are fighting, dude says he wants the house. Wat do?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:21:14 PM EDT
[#1]
She wants some known good cock.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:21:14 PM EDT
[#2]
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:21:19 PM EDT
[#3]
That boy needs a new dad, so go for it!
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:21:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Destroy that poon. Definitely finish inside her too. Be a dad for two.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:21:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like your dick’s gonna get soaked
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:22:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Run.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:22:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:22:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Monkeys don’t let go of a branch without first getting a good grip on the next one.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:22:44 PM EDT
[#9]
Here's a little mock up of what to expect


Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:22:50 PM EDT
[#10]
Definitely get in a relationship / marry an old ex with a 4 year old and a man child ex.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:23 PM EDT
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where's the goddamn pics?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:30 PM EDT
[#14]
LOL.... What could possibly go wrong?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Now, for some good advice:

Are you crazy?  She's an ex for a reason.  She got married, had a kid, and is now looking for a new meal ticket.

Again, are you crazy?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:52 PM EDT
[#16]
She will be much heavier than you remember
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:23:59 PM EDT
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"salt lake soakers" is my new band name.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:24:15 PM EDT
[#18]
You need to order a ring tonight.

And post some goddamn pics giblet head
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:24:18 PM EDT
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She'd call anyone but OP for that no?

Just kidding OP


Good luck and enjoy her she has been looking forward to this for a long time.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:24:18 PM EDT
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Dearest OP......no.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:24:46 PM EDT
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@AA717driver
@ThrustMyStoma
@RancidAR
@4xGM300m
@RTX
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:24:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:25:16 PM EDT
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Which really means don't do it and don't let her visit.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:25:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:25:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Pepper your angus
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:25:57 PM EDT
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@CRSSBNS
@Geralt55
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been a while since we've had a proper GD dating thread eh bois?


Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:26:06 PM EDT
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Dearest GD-
I have an ex girlfriend from my mid 20’s that has since married, had a child
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I have a saved Zelda game that will cost you infinitely less to play with.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:26:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Jump on it OP.
Rebound sex is great!
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:26:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Sure. I mean, what could go wrong?
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:01 PM EDT
[#31]
Do yourself a favor and wait until she’s divorced and gets her head on straight
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:24 PM EDT
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This man is correct.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:32 PM EDT
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She went and had a kid with another guy and when that didn't work out she's turning to you out of desperation and you're wondering if you should take her back after not really knowing each other for 14 years and now have a step kid.

Yeah totally go for it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:40 PM EDT
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Now, for some good advice:

Are you crazy?  She's an ex for a reason.  She got married, had a kid, and is now looking for a new meal ticket.

Again, are you crazy?


Fuck her. Be sure to get her pregnant.
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:47 PM EDT
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Why such a Debbie downer. I bet she’d let op pepper her angus. Dry.

Just as long as he knocks her up.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:51 PM EDT
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There's meat on the menu tonight boys!!
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:27:59 PM EDT
[#37]
Minus the kid part, this scenario happened to a buddy of mine.  It worked out for them as they are now happily married expecting their first child.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:28:20 PM EDT
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Thinking with your cock again. Good luck Mr Darwin.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:28:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:24 PM EDT
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First time she tries to introduce you to the kid run as fast as you can.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:38 PM EDT
[#43]
Man child ex-husband?

It’s strange that I’ve heard that same thing from most divorced women.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:42 PM EDT
[#44]
OP don't worry about tomorrow, think about now.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:29:57 PM EDT
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Now, for some good advice:

Are you crazy?  She's an ex for a reason.  She got married, had a kid, and is now looking for a new meal ticket.

Again, are you crazy?
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Absolutely this ^^^^

And I’ll throw in a “WTH are you crazy!!”
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:30:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:30:29 PM EDT
[#47]
If you've had a vasectomy, then go for it.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:30:43 PM EDT
[#48]
Whatever reason or reasons she is your ex are still in effect; plus now she is a single mom.

Avoid.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:30:50 PM EDT
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This, OP.  Go meet your new son.
Link Posted: 5/25/2023 7:31:13 PM EDT
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Remember, she's an EX for a reason.
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