spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/

That guy would scare me in real life, never know if he would try to kill everyone in the office one day when he decideds he's had enough

I could set the building on fire.....

one of my favorite movies

I watch Office Space about every two months.

You son of an ass! Mother Shitter!

That guy played the blind radio station owner in the movie Oh Brother Where Art Tho.

Quoted: one of my favorite movies

Ditto

Two chicks at the same time...

Salt. Big chunks of salt.

Hey Peter . . . watch out for your cornhole.  

E-95

Riiiiight.....if you could just get a can of pesticide and a flashlight.....

You see Bob...... it's not that I'm lazy.

It's that I just don't care.....

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

Federal "pound you in the ass" prison.


great movie.

"Lumbergh FUCKED her!"

I have the Initech logo on my name plate I work.

MMMMmmmm, yeahhhh

Damn it feels good to be a stapler

Um, yes, I did not receive my paycheck. Yes, I talked to accounting and they do not have my paycheck.

Now, you too, can own Milton's stapler.



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I need to get one of these.
tony

We fixed the glitch.

Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob.



WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is .

omg, too much time on their hands  

www.techcomedy.com/www.redswinglinestapler.com/history.php

The red swingline was so in demand that Swingline started making it.

cogsci.ucsd.edu/~rliebsch/cover-sheet.pdf

Holy shit-in-a-sandbox that's good.

May I...as well?

Quoted: I have the Initech logo on my name plate I work. home.nc.rr.com/blueshockey77/initech.gif

Quoted: Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob. WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is .

my spin on it is it really doesn't mean anything.  a TPS report is just a representation of all the pointles b.s. paper work that's manditory in a typical office environment.

The Nazi's had pieces of  flair, they made the jews wear it.

Quoted: Quoted: Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob. WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is . my spin on it is it really doesn't mean anything.  a TPS report is just a representation of all the pointles b.s. paper work that's manditory in a typical office environment.

Amen!   Most of it is pretty pointless and the higher-ups DO make that big a deal about it.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob. WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is . my spin on it is it really doesn't mean anything.  a TPS report is just a representation of all the pointles b.s. paper work that's manditory in a typical office environment. Amen!   Most of it is pretty pointless and the higher-ups DO make that big a deal about it.

that's how morons justify their jobs. i find it disgusting that they're always leaving at 4 in their 40k+ vehicles to go to their 500k+ homes while you work late because of all the retarded paper work they cause.  then the next day the asshole tries to tell you how hard being a manager is.

Quoted: Holy shit-in-a-sandbox that's good. May I...as well? Quoted: I have the Initech logo on my name plate I work. home.nc.rr.com/blueshockey77/initech.gif

sure, I have the vector format as well if you want. just i.m. me!

LOL......Last time I was at Red Robin I saw the waitress had a few pieces of "Flair" on and asked her if that was the minimum amount of flair....I said: "Look at Brad he has 28 pieces of flair on "she just looked at me like I was crazy and walked away....

I'll put strych-nine in your cocktail...

Total Project Summary Report
Transaction Processing Schedule Report
Total Piece of Shit Report
Totally Pointless Stuff Report
Transaction Process System Report

Quoted:WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is .

Quoted: Quoted: Well I wouldn't say I have been missing it Bob. WTF is a TPS report anyway ? This has been driving me nuts since I first saw the flick .I am blue collar all the way so I have never been in an office setting , but considering it is my initials I want to know what it is . my spin on it is it really doesn't mean anything.  a TPS report is just a representation of all the pointles b.s. paper work that's manditory in a typical office environment.

Yep...

It's a commentary on the 'crat factor in corporate/govt operations... 'It doesn't matter what happens, so long as the paperwork's done'...

Hence the inane attention do detail WRT cover sheets & such, and Lumberg telling the consultants that (what's-his-name) who they just recommended be promoted to management isn't that great of an employee solely because his TPS reports aren't up to snuff...

Best example of this would be ISO-9001, which is supposed to ensure 'quality' in your product (if it wern't just another set of reports)...

Quoted: Yep... It's a commentary on the 'crat factor in corporate/govt operations... 'It doesn't matter what happens, so long as the paperwork's done'... Hence the inane attention do detail WRT cover sheets & such, and Lumberg telling the consultants that (what's-his-name) who they just recommended be promoted to management isn't that great of an employee solely because his TPS reports aren't up to snuff... Best example of this would be ISO-9001, which is supposed to ensure 'quality' in your product (if it wern't just another set of reports)...

What?..u lost me...I think you need some "Flair"..

Here ya go - TPS reports!

cogsci.ucsd.edu/~rliebsch/cover-sheet.pdf

I use to be on crack, but I am off it now....

Would you like to come over and watch Kung Fu with me?

I said no salt...no salt

Way....way down.

I am also not a pussy.

I enjoy listening to my radio at a reasonable volume


We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

Two pages and no references to "Two chicks at the same time"???

Quoted: Two pages and no references to "Two chicks at the same time"???

Cypher214 said it in the 7th post of this thread.  It's the post with the pic of Milton looking out of his cube.

"You don't need a million bucks to do nothing, Peter.  Just look at my cousin, he's broke and don't do shit."

"Channel 9! It's the breast exams!!"

well, um..see, I used to sit right by the window and I could see the squirrels and they were merry...but now they moved my desk back and Bill took my stapler, my red swingline, and I still havent received my paycheck...

"Sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays"

"Well this is NOT a mundane detail, MICHAEL!!"

Now, what would you say you do here?

Quoted: Quoted: Two pages and no references to "Two chicks at the same time"??? Cypher214 said it in the 7th post of this thread.  It's the post with the pic of Milton looking out of his cube. "You don't need a million bucks to do nothing, Peter.  Just look at my cousin, he's broke and don't do shit."

Ah.  I stand corrected.

Did you get the memo?

<----------------- MY HERO!!!!


I wanna be Lawrence when I grow up.

Dammit.  Think I might already be...  Shit...

Stephen  Root






Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

Untitled Mike Judge Comedy (2005) (filming)

Anchorman (2004) (uncredited) .... Vince Masters
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) .... Gordon
Jersey Girl (2004) .... Greenie
Ladykillers, The (2004) .... Fernand Gudge
Raising Genius (2004) .... Dwight Nestor
"Tripping the Rift" (2004) TV Series .... Chode
Grind (2003) .... Cameron
Finding Nemo (2003) (voice) .... Bubbles
Finding Nemo (2003/II) (VG) (voice) .... Bubbles
Dexter Prep Pilot (2002) (TV) .... Charles
White Oleander (2002) .... Michael
... aka Weißer Oleander (2003) (Germany)
Country Bears, The (2002) (voice) .... Zeb
Ice Age (2002) (voice) .... Rhino/Start
Natural Selection (2000) .... Mr. Crenshaw
... aka Monster Hunter, The (2003) (USA: DVD title)
... aka Monster Slayer, The (1999) (USA: MIFED title)
Tripping the Rift (2000) (voice) .... Chode
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) .... Radio Station Man
... aka O' Brother (2000) (France)
Bicentennial Man (1999) .... Dennis Mansky, Head of NorthAm Robotics
... aka 200 Jahre Mann, Der (2000) (Germany)
Sissy Duckling, The (1999) (TV) (voice)
"Ladies Man" (1999) TV Series .... Gene
"Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot" (1999) TV Series (voice) .... Dr. Donovan
Office Space (1999) .... Milton Waddams
... aka Cubiculos de la oficina (1999) (USA: Spanish title)
"From the Earth to the Moon" (1998) (mini) TV Series .... Flight Director Chris Kraft
Krippendorf's Tribe (1998) .... Gerald Adams
Blade Runner (1997) (VG) .... Early Q
steve.oedekerk.com (1997) (TV)
"King of the Hill" (1997) TV Series (voice) .... Bill Dauterive/Buck Strickland/Additional Voices
Pandora's Clock (1996) (TV) .... Mark Hastings
... aka Doomsday Virus (1997) (TV) (UK)
Lottery, The (1996) (TV) .... Graham Dunbar
Road to Galveston (1996) (TV) .... Ed Kirkman
Night of the Scarecrow (1996) .... Uncle Frank/The Sherriff
"NewsRadio" (1995) TV Series .... Jimmy James (1995-1999)
... aka "Station, The" (1995)
In the Line of Duty: Hunt for Justice (1995) (TV) .... Jaan Laaman
... aka In the Line of Duty: Trackdown (1995) (TV) (USA)
Bye Bye, Love (1995) (uncredited) .... Awakened Neighbor
Extreme Justice (1993) .... Max Alvarez
... aka S.I.S. - Extreme Justice (1993)
"Harts of the West" (1993) TV Series .... R.O
RoboCop 3 (1993) .... Coontz
Dave (1993) .... Don Durenberger
Black Widow Murders: The Blanche Taylor Moore Story (1993) (TV) .... Dr. Kirby
Class of '61 (1993) (TV)
Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, the Last Chapter (1992) (TV) .... Kevin McDonald
... aka Till Murder Do Us Part II (1992) (TV)
Bed & Breakfast (1992/I) .... Randolph
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) .... Gary Murray
Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story, A (1992) (TV) .... Kevin McDonald
... aka Till Murder Do Us Part (1992) (TV)
Golden Years (1991) (TV) .... Major Moreland
... aka Stephen King's Golden Years (1991) (TV)
V.I. Warshawski (1991) .... Mickey
Guilty by Suspicion (1991) .... RKO Guard
... aka Liste noire, La (1991) (France)
Ghost (1990) .... Detective Sergeant NYPD
Stanley & Iris (1990) .... Mr. Hershey
Cross of Fire (1989) (TV) .... Beggs
Black Rain (1989) .... Berg
Monkey Shines (1988) .... Dean Burbage
... aka Ella (1988)
... aka Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear (1988) (USA: promotional title)
'Crocodile' Dundee II (1988) .... DEA Agent (Toilet)

Quoted: Here ya go - TPS reports! cogsci.ucsd.edu/~rliebsch/cover-sheet.pdf

Every once in a while, I use these at work when I have to circulate something for signatures.  Some people ask me what it is, and others laugh their ass off.

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!