Dead Celebrities You'd Like To Have Boinked

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Posted: 5/25/2001 4:22:23 AM EDT

1. Marilyn Monroe
2. Jane Russell
3. Selena

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:25:02 AM EDT

[#1]

1. Rita Hayworth
2. Marilyn Monroe
3. Jane Mansfield

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:25:16 AM EDT

[#2]

Alyssa Milano!!!!!!

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:32:40 AM EDT

[#3]

Mother Theresa

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:32:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Rita Hayworth, Oh yeah baby
Audrey Hepburn
Betty Grable

Almost forgot,

Princess Di

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:37:13 AM EDT

[#5]

That's easy. Natalie Wood. Lee Remmick.

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:39:17 AM EDT

[#6]

Don't you know Necrophilia is a crime in most states?

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:42:02 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
1. Marilyn Monroe
2. Jane Russell
3. Selena

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I'm pretty sure Jane Russell is still boinking.

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:45:46 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Alyssa Milano!!!!!!

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she's still alive and kicking.

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:54:31 AM EDT

[#9]

You guys need to get out to the range in a SERIOUSLY bad way!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/25/2001 4:55:11 AM EDT

[#10]

Savannah!

Posted: 5/25/2001 5:11:41 AM EDT

[#11]

Riddler, you stole mine!

[sex]

Posted: 5/25/2001 5:18:00 AM EDT

[#12]

Ya know you guys could go to [url]www.realdoll.com[/url] and request that they make celebrity look alike models. They've been pondering this you know [:D] i'm sure they get many request!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/25/2001 5:25:40 AM EDT

[#13]

riddler you should be ashamed of yourself for even knowing who Savannah was [:D] .i on the other hand have no shame and would have done her in a heartbeat.mmk

Posted: 5/25/2001 5:29:26 AM EDT

[#14]

Jill Ireland

Oh so tastey!!!

COLTSHORTY

GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted
and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do
these things to other people and I require
the same from them."

Posted: 5/25/2001 6:00:23 AM EDT

[#15]

A supplementary question: In your opinion, which dead celebrity had the nicest knobs?

I'd say Jayne Mansfield or Jane Russell(if she's dead).

Posted: 5/25/2001 6:04:22 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
A supplementary question: In your opinion, which dead celebrity had the nicest knobs?

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Knobs!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You make me laugh dude. Oddly, I'm glad to see you AREN'T one of those "Nineties / sensitive male" kinda pansified guys!!!!!!

"Knobs" - I luv it!!!!!

Posted: 5/25/2001 6:50:15 AM EDT

[#17]

Jane"Knobs"Russell

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KNOBS, that was a good one.

Chuck

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:04:26 AM EDT

[#18]

Now here is a topic with a lot of
[size=6] wit & charm [/size=6].
Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would
I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about
fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your
SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:10:44 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Now here is a topic with a lot of
[size=6] wit & charm [/size=6].
Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would
I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about
fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your
SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?

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Now see....if ******* I ******* said that, I'd get hammered with accusations of "Jesus freak, Bible thumper, holier than thou" and people telling me to live and let live.

'Course, the guy who started this thread also made crude sexual references about my wife, who I love dearly.

Its these types of things that make me see less and less difference between the RKBA's and the ANTI's.

But, whadda ya gonna do????

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:17:35 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Now here is a topic with a lot of
[size=6] wit & charm [/size=6].
Gee, if I could fuck dead movie stars who would
I choose. What kind of LOSER daydreams about
fornicating with dead people? Is this the kind of assignments you give your students? Does your
SO know how depraved you are? Your fellow teachers? The School Board?

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I just love when you do you "Donald Duck throwing a tantrum" imitation that way.

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:23:10 AM EDT

[#21]

Lassie . . .

C'mon, let's get serious here!

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:51:36 AM EDT

[#22]

Hitler-right in his mouth

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:11:04 AM EDT

[#23]

1. Jane Mansfield
2. Rita Hayworth
3. Princess Di
4. Carolyn Bessette Kennedy
5. Natalie Wood
6. Dana Plato
7. Karen Carpenter

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:46:53 AM EDT

[#24]

mmk & gewehr,

I honestly just want to experience "boinking" a chick in a bowler's hat. REALLY!!!!![;)]

heh! heh! heh! [:)]

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:53:31 AM EDT

[#25]

Ok, how about this? Anybody want to claim that they've actually Boinked a celebrity? Dead or Alive.

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:28:35 AM EDT

[#26]

You guys are too funny. You make me laugh my ass off

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:36:44 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Alyssa Milano!!!!!!

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She's not dead, thank god! She's a charmed one.

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:40:22 AM EDT

[#28]

Dorthy Stratten(Murdered Playmate)
Natalie Wood

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:43:43 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
1. Jane Mansfield
2. Rita Hayworth
3. Princess Di
4. Carolyn Bessette Kennedy
5. Natalie Wood
6. Dana Plato
7. Karen Carpenter

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You lost me with Karen Carpenter. She was more bony alive than most are dead!

Posted: 5/25/2001 10:10:31 AM EDT

[#30]

Mmmmmm... Rock Hudson... He's so dreamy.

Oh, wait, did I type that out loud? [puke]

Posted: 5/25/2001 10:29:46 AM EDT

[#31]

Donna Reed
Vivian Leigh

BIGTIME!!!

Posted: 5/25/2001 10:41:21 AM EDT

[#32]

I mean the early Karen Carpenter, before the anorexia.

Posted: 5/25/2001 11:32:55 AM EDT

[#33]

Grace Kelly.

Posted: 5/25/2001 6:52:16 PM EDT

[#34]

Vivian Leigh?? She was a nut-job and a half. If you are going in that direction why stop there? How about Joan of Arc, Morticia Addams (Carolyn Jones)or Veronica Lake. Now *they* wouldn't just count celing tiles.

Posted: 5/25/2001 6:59:13 PM EDT

[#35]

Natalie Wood
Lana Turner
Veronica Lake
MM

I like 'em petit and curvey

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:00:52 PM EDT

[#36]

ELVIS

Posted: 5/25/2001 7:29:26 PM EDT

[#37]

I'm somewhat embarrassed to say that this is my first post after lurking for some time. But after purchasing the LEGP (#181), I think I am entitled to express my opinion on this important matter:

Has to be Grace Kelly. I rent the Hitchcock movies just to see her.

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:13:33 PM EDT

[#38]

Rita Hayworth
Jayne Mansfield
Natalie Wood (HOT!)

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:17:05 PM EDT

[#39]

Anne Boleyn, she must have been quite a dish for Henry VIII to cause all that uproar in breaking off from the Catholic church for.

Posted: 5/25/2001 8:48:09 PM EDT

[#40]

Marlene Deitrich.

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:03:46 PM EDT

[#41]

props to oldeschool!

as far as actually doin em- i did marilyn monroe once....

no wait...

that was my left hand...

sorry gang

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:06:26 PM EDT

[#42]

Maria Ouspenskaya

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:13:57 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Ok, how about this? Anybody want to claim that they've actually Boinked a celebrity? Dead or Alive.

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My first ex wife went on to have a pretty distinguished exotic dancing career, and doing bachelor parties with her girlfriend and a four foot double ended dildo. Does that count? [:)]

Posted: 5/25/2001 9:58:02 PM EDT

[#44]

Isn't boinking dead people against the law?

Posted: 5/25/2001 10:11:02 PM EDT

[#45]

[B]Alec Baldwin[/B]

Posted: 5/26/2001 7:28:08 AM EDT

[#46]

I can't believe nobody mentioned Dominique Dunne.

Posted: 5/26/2001 7:40:36 AM EDT

[#47]

Bright side of dead celebs is we don`t have to listen to their socialist dogma any further! Case in point: Ted Kennedy should aspire to be more like his brothers, DEAD!