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Posted: 10/14/2021 2:31:23 AM EDT
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Let's Go Brandon
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Posted: 10/14/2021 2:33:00 AM EDT
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You have a thing for scratched up grapefruit size sacks
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Posted: 10/14/2021 2:47:06 AM EDT
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You have interesting neighbors
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:01:40 AM EDT
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Gotta admit, lotioning up my bag sounds intriguing
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:06:43 AM EDT
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Was this when you live in Florida?
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:10:26 AM EDT
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Wild-eyed Crazy Mary? Did the road have a curve?
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:16:06 AM EDT
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She take a thunder from the mountain
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:36:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: What did we learn here today? Wear underpants when you go for a run. |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:41:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She take a thunder from the mountain You got to hide ee Hide Ee hide... |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:42:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wear underpants when you go for a run. This is probably the best takeaway. 
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:55:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is probably the best takeaway. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wear underpants when you go for a run. This is probably the best takeaway. |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 3:55:20 AM EDT
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Found a picture of Simon being blurry with Sam.
Unfortunately his nuts are just out of frame.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 4:41:40 AM EDT
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A mean old woman down the road I grew up on used to sick her dog on me and my friends when we were walking by her house. Nowadays it’s a lawsuit but back then my parents said it would help make you run faster.
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Posted: 10/14/2021 5:23:20 AM EDT
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I thought this was going to be a Pixies thread
 PIXIES - Dig for Fire and Allison (Official Music Video) |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 6:44:09 AM EDT
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Lady goes to the vet with Muffy, who has a large hairy growth emanating from her posterior.
"Doctor, can you do anything about that big hairy growth there?" Vet says, "No problem, here's a prescription for some ointment, just rub it on the hairy growth and it'll be gone in no time at all!" Next day, the lady goes to the Pharmacy and presents the prescription to the Pharmacist. He looks at it and says. "Wow! this is pretty powerful stuff. You'll have to be very careful when you apply this ointment". "If it's for your underarms, make sure you don't use any deodorant for at least 2 days, otherwise you'll get a huge rash". Lady says, "Ah but it's for" and before she could finish the pharmacists says: "Well, if its for your legs, make sure you don't wear any tights for at least 3 days!". Lady says. "No, No, you don't understand!" "It's for my Schnauzer!" |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 7:15:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: She had a basset/beagle mix named Simon. Simon had a ballsack the size of a fucking grapefruit. It just barely cleared when he'd waddle slow. So Simon would run a mile to my house and the fucking thing would look like it got caught in a weed whacker. He'd never complain to me but when I'd drive him home he'd hop out and start whining while dragging the fucking thing around until she lotioned up his ballsack. What did we learn here today? Neuter your male pets? |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 7:17:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2021 7:20:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wild-eyed Crazy Mary? Did the road have a curve? In an old tar paper shack? |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 7:22:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lady goes to the vet with Muffy, who has a large hairy growth emanating from her posterior. "Doctor, can you do anything about that big hairy growth there?" Vet says, "No problem, here's a prescription for some ointment, just rub it on the hairy growth and it'll be gone in no time at all!" Next day, the lady goes to the Pharmacy and presents the prescription to the Pharmacist. He looks at it and says. "Wow! this is pretty powerful stuff. You'll have to be very careful when you apply this ointment". "If it's for your underarms, make sure you don't use any deodorant for at least 2 days, otherwise you'll get a huge rash". Lady says, "Ah but it's for" and before she could finish the pharmacists says: "Well, if its for your legs, make sure you don't wear any tights for at least 3 days!". Lady says. "No, No, you don't understand!" "It's for my Schnauzer!" "Well then lady, in that case you'd better not ride any horses for at least a week!" FIFY |
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Posted: 10/14/2021 9:05:11 AM EDT
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Don't drag your nuts through the weeds
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Posted: 10/14/2021 9:08:12 AM EDT
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Granny had great hands?
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Posted: 10/14/2021 9:15:51 AM EDT
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I often wonder how big my beagles balls would be if he wasn't neutered. Dudes a strapping dog I bet they'd be some hangers |
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