Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Hot-sex 1.0 and Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and PGA 2.0.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 3.0 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.5 to fix these problems but to no avail.
Signed,  Despirate Wife

Dear Despirate Wife,  Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly".wav files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These programs are not supported and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally suggest HotFood 3.0 , Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.0.
signed,  Tech Support