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Archived [ARCHIVED THREAD] - What do you call a Redneck Fortune Cookie?
Posted: 5/24/2001 6:26:03 PM EDT
A corn muffin with a food stamp in it!

Link Posted: 5/24/2001 7:07:43 PM EDT
[#1]
actually, its supposed to be "a piece of corn bread with a food stamp in it" rednecks don't eat "corn muffins" there  carlton
Link Posted: 5/24/2001 7:15:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Just repeated it like I heard it, Leroy.

Link Posted: 5/24/2001 7:22:13 PM EDT
[#3]
better yet...how can you tell the difference between a "southern gal" from "northern chick" during sex..?(other than the peculiar smell of fresh baked biscuits)

Real easy...

Northern chick: "I'm going to cum!!"

Southern gal: "I'm fix'n to cum!!!!!"

(spelling)

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