Ahhh, the grand unveiling!

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Posted: 5/24/2004 12:36:50 PM EDT

Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:38:50 PM EDT

[#1]

Damn, sounds like you have a big house. Enjoy!!

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:39:12 PM EDT

[#2]

Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:39:41 PM EDT

[#3]

But do you have a root beer bidet?

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:40:07 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger.

Don't slip on the spooge when you go to leave.

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:40:22 PM EDT

[#5]

PICS! *without you in them of course*

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:40:38 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...

I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one? There is now a choice other than what I can reach while on the can.

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:41:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger.

Don't slip on the spooge when you go to leave.

We don't waste yea old spooge, some people like that stuff.

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:43:22 PM EDT

[#8]

hielo,

Sounds like an awesome setup! We need to see some pics!

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:43:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...

I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one? There is now a choice other than what I can reach while on the can.

I see, a sophisticated pooper.

Me, I just like to look at the pictures.

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:43:48 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...

+1....

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:43:52 PM EDT

[#11]

What Peekay said, we need pics.[

Posted: 5/24/2004 12:47:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Dude... you must have a crazy sick hige house to have a 1000sq/f bathroom. YOU HAVE TO POST PICTURES!!!! And go get a wide angle lens to take them. If that's your bathroom I'm almost afriad to ask what the rets of your house looks like and what the hell you do for a living... and if you have let your wife remodel your gun room as well. How big is your gun collection?

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:01:46 PM EDT

[#13]

"hielo gots mad benjamins," as the kids would say to Bill Cosby.

Sounds sweet!

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:16:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Can I live in your bathroom?

Pics, please, pics!

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:38:08 PM EDT

[#15]

Sounds like half of my house could fit in your bathroom. pics

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:40:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Wow, someone actually buys those small lap pool dealies you see advertised in the New Yorker.

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:45:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
But do you have a root beer bidet?

Now that is FUNNY!

Posted: 5/24/2004 1:50:13 PM EDT

[#18]

The pool/w "laps against the current" sounds kick ass BM, my friend.P_I_C_S!...do something nice for the dr.

Posted: 5/24/2004 7:12:04 PM EDT

[#19]

Tim Allen would be proud, and I am ENVIOUS!

Posted: 5/24/2004 7:15:46 PM EDT

[#20]

You can swim in your fucking bathroom?

Posted: 5/24/2004 7:18:33 PM EDT

[#21]

You have a 1000 sq ft bathroom??

Shit, thats more than 1/2 my house.

Posted: 5/24/2004 7:59:56 PM EDT

[#22]

Ain't capitalism Grand!

When are you going to open "The Hielo Fund"?

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:04:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Quoted:
But do you have a root beer bidet?

Now that is FUNNY!

The Fizz that refreshes!!!!!

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:04:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Post some pics you fag.

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:08:12 PM EDT

[#25]

I too would like to see some pics.

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:11:25 PM EDT

[#26]

That is 8 sq. ft. bigger than my house.

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:11:27 PM EDT

[#27]

Care to adopt a 36 year old with a wife and 2 kids?

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:16:37 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
Ok, so my wife and I have two seperate bathrooms, she likes to have all her foo-foo stuff out and at easy reach, while I have a veritable library in mine. So, my wife decides she is going to removdel my bathroom, but not allow me any input. Well, to a lesser man, who was not quite so sure of his wife, this may have been daunting, but I had faith.

Two months later, (Of almost around the clock action, two teams of workmen), My wife allowed me to take my first look this afternoon.

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

She installed a rock grotto, with a lap pool and a soaking tub (sorta like a Japanesse tub), but large enough for two people. The lap pool has a device on it so that there is water resistance as you swim, thats cool. The shower area is large enough for the two of us with no problem, it has 15 shower heads, so you are completely enveloped in water. very nice, it is also programmable so that you can alternate hot and cold water hitting you, or some heads doing hot and some doing cold.

She had a bloomberg terminal put in and two large screen tv's. The tv's are tied into the Kalidescope movie jukebox we have, 5000 movies at the tip of my finger. Too cool.

The only thing she forgot is the refigerator, I am all pruned up and I guess I will have to leave eventually, or I could have her bring me dinner in here, but I don't want my kids thinking I am strange.

Bathrooms are very nice.

And not one word about your 650 sqft. walk-in bathroom-gunsafe???

What are you gonna do when you're getting all foo-fooed up in your programable-Japanese-kalidescope-shower-grotto and the peasants start to revolt?

EDITED: This thread is worthless without pics!

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:20:53 PM EDT

[#29]

WOW...with a bathroom like that... We do need pics!! 2 work crews...damn I'd hate to have that bill!

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:29:34 PM EDT

[#30]

This thread is worthless without pics!

Posted: 5/24/2004 8:53:57 PM EDT

[#31]

1000 sq.ft. bathroom is bigger than my house!

tagged for the picts.

Posted: 5/24/2004 9:03:02 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
You can swim in your fucking bathroom?

He's not a savage, where did you expect that, in the living room?

Posted: 5/24/2004 9:10:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Your fucking bathroom is bigger than my fucking house.

Posted: 5/24/2004 10:45:43 PM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 5/24/2004 11:14:12 PM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 6/3/2004 7:16:03 AM EDT

[#36]

hielo,

Still waiting for pictures....

Posted: 6/3/2004 7:19:19 AM EDT

[#37]

Its disgusting, but I'm envisioning Hielo never getting off the can.

Put his gun safe in there, and a window he could shoot out, and we'll never see him again.

Posted: 6/3/2004 7:44:58 AM EDT

[#38]

im sorry, but i fail to see what the big deal is

???

i mean shit guys, if he doesnt even have beer on tap then is it even really a bathroom? damn hielo, how can you even deposit a load in such a lacking lavatory?

Posted: 6/3/2004 9:46:16 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
im sorry, but i fail to see what the big deal is

???

i mean shit guys, if he doesnt even have beer on tap then is it even really a bathroom? damn hielo, how can you even deposit a load in such a lacking lavatory?

Good thing my father in law doesn't subscribe to this forum... he might take you up on that idea and move the kegerator from the boat house to the shitter. He's already got the TV in there so he doesn't miss any of the football game when he needs to drop the kids off at the pool.

Posted: 6/3/2004 10:04:41 AM EDT

[#40]

[liber] no wonder the rest of the world hates us, look at the gross excess Americans enjoy [/liberal]

That sounds AWESOME!!! Post some pics, I would like some ideas for my bathroom.

Posted: 6/3/2004 4:47:00 PM EDT

[#41]

whats the holdup on the pics? got 3 crews working on that tap?

Posted: 6/3/2004 4:51:46 PM EDT

[#42]

Dont pee in the pool.

Posted: 6/3/2004 4:56:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Truly a Kings Throne!!!

I have never before wanted to visit someones house just to use their bathroom

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:06:51 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
I got *real* bookcases in there now,instead of thepiles of books and magazines I had lying around. I mean, do I read this one first or read that one?

Or just skip the book and call up the movie!

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:09:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
[liber] no wonder the rest of the world hates us, look at the gross excess Americans enjoy [/liberal]

That sounds AWESOME!!! Post some pics, I would like some ideas for my bathroom.

If that bathrooms for real then it would make Kuwaiti's jealous.

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:10:16 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Wow. I'm usually happy when I have a nice new gun mag in the shitter.

Now I'm jealous...

+2....

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:25:44 PM EDT

[#47]

She had a wall knocked out and enlarged the room to about 1000sf, she also had part of the lower story taken over.

wow

bigger than my entire home

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:30:22 PM EDT

[#48]

PICS PICS PICS!!!

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:53:34 PM EDT

[#49]

Son of a....

Posted: 6/3/2004 5:58:22 PM EDT

[#50]

The longer we have to wait the less impressed we'll be. I'm already thinking that you should have gone with the pop-up out of the floor flat screen TV like Leno has...

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