Have You Hugged Your Preban Today?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Have You Hugged Your Preban Today?

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:46:08 AM EDT

Well why the h__l not?

I'm not having a good day at work. [smoke]

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:47:36 AM EDT

[#1]

I'm not having a good day either. Will fix that later at the range.

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:50:23 AM EDT

[#2]

No, I haven't hugged any of them, but I have held, fondled, and stroked my pre-ban Colt M4gery. Is that close enough?

Posted: 5/23/2001 9:02:20 AM EDT

[#3]

Yesterday but not today. I let them sleep in as I leave for work at 4:00 AM and they need their beauty rest.

Posted: 5/23/2001 9:09:00 AM EDT

[#4]

I shall.

Posted: 5/23/2001 9:42:39 AM EDT

[#5]

I hugged her yesterday.Fed her a shitload of full 30 rnd clips burped her and put her back to sleep.

Posted: 5/23/2001 10:44:13 AM EDT

[#6]

every morning when i get up i give all my 'toys' a hug and a look of love. when i get home i open the 'closet' where they sleep in their own nice warm 18 by 22 room and say, i'm back!! the wife has given up on trying to reform me, it is now expected.
of course, my dog gets a big hug and kiss too

Posted: 5/23/2001 10:50:05 AM EDT

[#7]

I hugged my post-ban, does that count?

"...and take away this old wine and bring me a bottle of the new stuff" -Steve Martin, The Jerk.

Nuckles.

Posted: 5/23/2001 10:51:26 AM EDT

[#8]

As a matter of fact, while having my cup of 'wake up' this AM, I fondled a stripped preban lower named Sendra. I promised her that she would be properly attired as soon as the Big Brown truck showed up. [sex]

Posted: 5/23/2001 11:05:58 AM EDT

[#9]

Originally Posted By Older Crow:
As a matter of fact, while having my cup of 'wake up' this AM, I fondled a stripped preban lower named Sendra. I promised her that she would be properly attired as soon as the Big Brown truck showed up.

Know what you mean about that BBT. You guys have been a real pick me up today. Guess I'm not the only one that pet's the babies. [smoke]

Posted: 5/23/2001 3:22:24 PM EDT

[#10]

I just have to watch where I put my hands...yes I have, all of them!

Posted: 5/23/2001 4:03:34 PM EDT

[#11]

Well I don't own any pre-bans, but I usually pet at least one of my guns a day, and usually two. I also like to take pictures of them in seductive pose's. But come on, who doesn't. Ya, my wife thinks I'm a little weird.

Posted: 5/23/2001 7:41:02 PM EDT

[#12]

I "rack their bolts" until they are happy...

BISHOP

Posted: 5/23/2001 7:55:51 PM EDT

[#13]

Today was a good day to finger my Beretta and Glock friends. Tomorrow I'll snuggle my SIG.

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:04:15 PM EDT

[#14]

Why do you ask?

Was that you behind the bushes?

I was only pretending.

What are you? a peeping tom? You pervert!

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:16:09 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm opening the safe as I post...........
AAAHHHH I feel better now. Thanks for reminding me.

Posted: 5/23/2001 8:23:07 PM EDT

[#16]

Just got home from work. A shity day!

Posted: 5/23/2001 10:23:56 PM EDT

[#17]

You guys really need to get out more. And bye the way,yes,I did.

Posted: 5/24/2001 11:19:54 AM EDT

[#18]

Maybe not hugged, but lovingly stroked, like a faithful dog. I had a bad day, too.

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