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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:00 AM EDT
[#1]
hot
i should be so lucky |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:02 AM EDT
[#2]
I knew I should have bought Dogecoin.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:04 AM EDT
[#3]
Hot.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:23 AM EDT
[#4]
All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:34 AM EDT
[#5]
Much Information. Such wow.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:54 AM EDT
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I might let him hit it for a few million.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:02:58 AM EDT
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Link had the much-coveted and nearly-universally asked for "pic of woman."
Good job. Never used Tinder and have no ability to anyway----no smartphone. Girl is pretty but those nutcases exist. On the downside, she'd discard the baby into a dumpster as soon as she left the hospital. |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:03:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: hot i should be so lucky |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:03:03 AM EDT
[#9]
Need pics to determine guilt.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:03:42 AM EDT
[#10]
God, I'd love that. "Ha! Jokes on you, bitch! I'm shootin' blanks!"
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:04:03 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Link had the much-coveted and nearly-universally asked for "pic of woman." Good job. Never used Tinder and have no ability to anyway----no smartphone. Girl is pretty but those nutcases exist. On the downside, she'd discard the baby into a dumpster as soon as she left the hospital. how's that working out for ya? |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:04:10 AM EDT
[#12]
Every day I wake up hoping boomers will finally understand satire.
Every day I am disappointed.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:05:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Scroll down on the link and you'll see a guy suffering from terminal cancer that petitioned a court to have his wife sit on his face until he suffocates.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:05:12 AM EDT
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Thats Kinky. I would have faked it. Or maybe she likes to be choked, girls that shoot at you usually love being choked. Poke, Choke then Okey Doke out the door.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:05:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Much Information. Such wow. Quote HistoryQuoted: Much Information. Such wow. Quoted: All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed. Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked. |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:05:37 AM EDT
[#16]
WTF is up with that website?
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:06:01 AM EDT
[#17]
Not sure if real news website.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:06:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:06:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every day I wake up hoping boomers will finally understand satire. Every day I am disappointed. You're telling my the "Cancer Patient wanting to die by having his wife sit on his face" story below that isn't true either?
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:07:10 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Thats Kinky. I would have faked it. Or maybe she likes to be choked, girls that shoot at you usually love being choked. Poke, Choke then Okey Doke out the door. |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:07:50 AM EDT
[#21]
get it girl
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:08:20 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Every day I wake up hoping boomers will finally understand satire. Every day I am disappointed. Well, they think a dude played golf on the moon. Ain't likely. |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:08:26 AM EDT
[#23]
It would have better had it been a knife or straight razor, but meh, I'll allow it.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:08:38 AM EDT
[#24]
Not buying the story.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:08:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:08:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Much Information. Such wow. Quoted: All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed. Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked. Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details. |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:09:03 AM EDT
[#27]
"I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,"
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:09:15 AM EDT
[#28]
"I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended," Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.
LoL |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:09:40 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF is up with that website? I didn’t dig deep enough but I’m sure it’s a satire site. Look at all the other stories. Bullshit |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:09:41 AM EDT
[#30]
Hero
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:10:42 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Scroll down on the link and you'll see a guy suffering from terminal cancer that petitioned a court to have his wife sit on his face until he suffocates. I chortled at that one |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:10:53 AM EDT
[#32]
Is she a relator in NM?
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:11:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:11:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:11:52 AM EDT
[#35]
I'm not sure I get off with a gun pointed at my head.
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:12:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:12:55 AM EDT
[#37]
That fucking site
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:13:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:13:47 AM EDT
[#39]
much legit
so credible |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:13:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: It would have better had it been a knife or straight razor, but meh, I'll allow it. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/30798/Sort_of_Want-1316604.jpg  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:14:22 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:15:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:15:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:15:43 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not sure I get off with a gun pointed at my head. Meh, I’d tell her to put the gun down and start crying, 8 to 7 seconds later 
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:15:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Every day I wake up hoping boomers will finally understand satire. Every day I am disappointed. Not gunna lie I had to scroll up and down to make sure it was I mean that story is kinda plausible really |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:16:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Meh, I'd tell her to put the gun down and start crying, 8 to 7 seconds later https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ThreadbareMajorGrizzlybear-size_restricted.gif  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:16:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Need pics to determine guilt. Fricken lol |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:18:02 AM EDT
[#48]
Lol
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:18:54 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Much Information. Such wow. Quoted: All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed. Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked. Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details. You afraid you're gonna get ransomware on your big button phone and they'll steal your Ensure coupons? |
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Posted: 5/13/2021 9:19:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You afraid you're gonna get ransomware on your big button phone and they'll steal your Ensure coupons?  Attached File |
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