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Posted: 5/14/2004 12:47:28 PM EDT

On a scale of one to ten (ten = she is gonna kill someone) what is your women like during that time of the month?

I have noticed my girl friend seems to be getting meaner each month we are together. Last nigh our down stairs neighbors were talking on the deck. They were pretty lound but not bad she wanted to do everything from kick theirs butts to call the police. After calming her down, I went down asked them to keep it down, no problem. Just want to know how this relates to your experiences.

Last night she also said that I am too loud when I eat popcorn, WTF.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:54:52 PM EDT

[#1]

What, you guys don't have women?

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:56:33 PM EDT

[#2]

7.5

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:56:55 PM EDT

[#3]

8 to 10^14

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:57:02 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm too loud tuning pages of a book, or drinking water after my run.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:57:22 PM EDT

[#5]

My wife was always okay during her period. Since the hysterecomy a few years ago she has really evened out more. Never really been a problem with her, she never flipped out and went all Ms Magnum on me or anything.

Sgtar15

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:57:41 PM EDT

[#6]

My ex wife was a rageing bitch unless she was surfing the crimson wave . For that week or so she was the most polite nicest person I ever met . My current doesn't realy have that much a mood swing . She gets a little depressed , but she isn't bitchy or anything.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:34:11 PM EDT

[#7]

Since our last (4th) child was weaned, I have accused my wife of intentionally trying to pick a fight with me every month, two days before the flood begins. Has not failed. She's not bitchy, per se. Just REALLY edgy.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:38:52 PM EDT

[#8]

I'm lucky there. My wife rates only a 1 on the bitchiness scale. She behaves like any other time of the month. I just hate when she changes the band-aid in front of me...

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:39:49 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm lucky... mine gets really bad cramps so she worked out a prescription with the doc that stretches her period to once every three months.

But she can be moody that 12th week... I'd give her a 6.5 on the PMS scale.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:53:50 PM EDT

[#10]

The week before her period, my wife is slightly short tempered (maybe a 5), but HORNY!

During her period, she's tired, but her personality is calm.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:58:43 PM EDT

[#11]

1.

if she didnt tell me, i wouldnt know.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:59:49 PM EDT

[#12]

How did all you guys get women???????????

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:01:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
How did all you guys get women???????????

Dated alot.

kept the best one.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:05:51 PM EDT

[#14]

No real difference . . . except that she breaks out most of the time when right before it hits. The week after can be interesting.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:13:28 PM EDT

[#15]

5

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:17:31 PM EDT

[#16]

How did all you guys get women???????????

Size does matter.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:18:41 PM EDT

[#17]

Women cost money, and so do guns. I chose guns.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:24:48 PM EDT

[#18]

About 7.5 when she's riding the cotton pony.

Relatively easy to put up with.

EXTRA horny as soon as she's off the pony.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:26:26 PM EDT

[#19]

11, if work or her family has pissed her off at the same time.
4 if not.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:27:16 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
On a scale of one to ten (ten = she is gonna kill someone) what is your women like during that time of the month?

I think you meant to say "woman". I'll answer that first, and then move on to " women" and raising teenage girls.

Woman I'll give her a "3" except for about one special day each month. On that day, she rates about a "6".

19 yo step-daughter Doesn't live here anymore. Nuff said.

17 yo step-daughter Same as woman (x2).

11 yo daughter Completely out of control for a week a month, (other than that she's an angel)and she's just practicing for the "real thing".

They're all nuts during "that time". ALL OF THEM.

[sgtar15] If you keep them in the kitchen, they're not so aggrevating. [/sgtar15]

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:35:16 PM EDT

[#21]

Oh crap, I thought it was that time in her mouth.

Glad I read a little more .

My wifes B -day is today, Gonna get her a black kitten and a broom. I'm too lazy to get the pointy hat too.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:42:16 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
How did all you guys get women???????????

I stalked her until she finally got tired of it and went out on a date...

When my wife's surfing the Crimson Wave she's just as she is the rest of the month......

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:44:28 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
What, you guys don't have women?

going through a divorce and taking a breather

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:50:55 PM EDT

[#24]

3

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:04:49 PM EDT

[#25]

My wife is perfect all the time.

<---said it with a straight face too.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:06:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
How did all you guys get women???????????

She felt sorry for me. No kidding--many here know I married way up.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:09:08 PM EDT

[#27]

Lady Rain is edgier, and quicker to come out swinging, but usually not bad.
Every once in a while though it's brutal.

She was that way a few nights ago, batting me around every time I even opened my mouth.
I finally just said "I quit, I'll sit here quitely for the next few day's" which didn't get a warm reception, but I made my point and things started to calm down.
Then her youngest daughter engaged her, and got things rolling again.
I finally just said "don't look directly at her, you'll turn into a pillar of salt."

Lady Rain wanted to be pissed, but she broke out laughing, and we all made a break for it while she was distracted. She's a sweetheart most times, but can be a b*tch on wheels when she is in the mood.

Most times 6 tops, periodically off the scale.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:25:20 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
How did all you guys get women???????????

Just like fishing...catch and release. Only keep the good ones.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:41:26 PM EDT

[#29]

I live with two girls who get all emotional and start crying together and drink a case of beer. Never fails. My GF is on the shot so I really don't know

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:45:18 PM EDT

[#30]

Ha! The monthly thing is nothing.

I've been husband through two pregnancies in the last 2 years. Talk about hormonal imbalance. Lots and lots of crying. I can't stand crying.

I'd give my wife a 2/10 before the kids. One day of bitchiness and it was all good. I can put up with that if she can put up with my hobby.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:46:08 PM EDT

[#31]

I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:51:09 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
How did all you guys get women???????????

Size does matter.

And you sir have the best answer to my question. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:51:19 PM EDT

[#33]

.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:53:04 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk

Whoa! That is some scary fuck'n shit when you express it in numbers!

I've been with my woman for almost 18 years, but I've never looked at 'that' from that angle before.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:54:41 PM EDT

[#35]

.

Posted: 5/14/2004 3:55:21 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I just hate when she changes the band-aid in front of me...

I used to save them, and hang them in trees while deer hunting.

Posted: 5/14/2004 6:42:02 PM EDT

[#37]

5'2" tall of pure unadulterated mean....she's worse during her period...lol

Nick (ducking now)

If this is my last post, you know she read it

Posted: 5/14/2004 6:53:41 PM EDT

[#38]

They calm way down once you get them gutted. His-to-rectomy!

Posted: 5/14/2004 7:36:29 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I've been married 30 years, that's 360 months, and the red varmit lasts about five days, so that's one thousand and eight hundred days, and I've learned that its best just to get her some flowers, tell her I love her, and leave her the hell alone.

rk

wise man, very wise

Posted: 5/14/2004 7:38:47 PM EDT

[#40]

2-3

Posted: 5/14/2004 7:39:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Last night she also said that I am too loud when I eat popcorn, WTF.

It's hilarious how they come up with some of this stuff. Even though it comes along every month, it always catches me by surprise. Then after a day of the craziness, I realize it's rag-time and it all makes sense.