Just got a piece of ass

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Posted: 5/14/2004 8:13:54 AM EDT

My finger broke through the toilet paper.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:14:58 AM EDT

[#1]

lick it.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:14:59 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
My finger broke through the toilet paper.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:15:09 AM EDT

[#3]

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:24:16 AM EDT

[#4]

How's it smell?

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:27:22 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:49:01 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
My finger broke through the toilet paper.

Save it for evident.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:50:23 AM EDT

[#7]

Something wacky about Friday threads.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:51:08 AM EDT

[#8]

This thread is useless without...wait, never mind.

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:51:08 AM EDT

[#9]

something just aint right with that boy

Posted: 5/14/2004 8:56:16 AM EDT

[#10]

Really didn't need to know that.

Posted: 5/14/2004 9:05:45 AM EDT

[#11]

Please sterilize your keyboard after you're done here.

Posted: 5/14/2004 9:07:38 AM EDT

[#12]

Oh my!!

Posted: 5/14/2004 9:28:10 AM EDT

[#13]

Did you enjoy it?

Posted: 5/14/2004 9:35:23 AM EDT

[#14]

Buy a bidet.

Posted: 5/14/2004 9:39:53 AM EDT

[#15]

How long are your fingers..... Girth?

Posted: 5/14/2004 10:38:37 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Oh my!!

Hey.... someone found an approprite use for the toilet icon... kudos.

I don't know what's worse... that I started this thread or that people are responding to it.

For some people this is the only way they can get a piece of ass... you know the types... the ones who haven't been inside a woman since their grade school trip to the Statue of Liberty.

Posted: 5/14/2004 10:57:48 AM EDT

[#17]

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:04:21 AM EDT

[#18]

If thats a Piece of ass
What happens when you get a blow job......
Wait I dont want to know..

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:16:38 AM EDT

[#19]

CHECK PLEASE!!

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:24:41 AM EDT

[#20]

Well go shake hands with a muslim now

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:27:18 AM EDT

[#21]

i like fudge pie

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:49:55 AM EDT

[#22]

As it is, your post stinks! Add a few adjectives and some verbs and you could probably get it printed in Penthouse Forum... It's the same story as most, your's is just missing the usual creative liberty.

Now, where do I go to submit for a refund

Sly

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:56:35 AM EDT

[#23]

Hey, its KFC (Kaka Flavored Carples).

Was it finger lickin' good?
(Sorry, but you knew someone was going to ask...)

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:05:19 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
lick it.

Posted: 5/14/2004 4:06:28 PM EDT

[#25]

So you had a breakthrough in Muslim relations!

CJ

Posted: 5/14/2004 4:11:02 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 5/14/2004 4:58:42 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 5/14/2004 5:07:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
So you had a breakthrough in Muslim relations!

CJ

Only if it was his left hand.

Tj

Posted: 5/14/2004 5:12:20 PM EDT

[#29]

It looks like this thread is going down the --- never mind. Its there.

Posted: 5/14/2004 5:20:03 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
My finger broke through the toilet paper.

Once that happened, did you linger for awhile?

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