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Posted: 5/12/2004 9:59:27 PM EDT

What would you be???

I would be a crocodille

SGtar15

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:01:23 PM EDT

[#1]

a turtle.

"nature's D student" - Stewie Griffin.

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:01:25 PM EDT

[#2]

a pigeon, so I could be the bane of every car owners existance

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:01:48 PM EDT

[#3]

I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:02:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

Dam good choice!

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:03:20 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

I don't know about you son, but I already do that as a human.

SGtar15

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:03:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

dito

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:04:16 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

and they can mate up to 50 times a day, iirc

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:04:39 PM EDT

[#8]

IF I were an animal, and you were an insect...Id marry you anyway, yes I would.

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:05:21 PM EDT

[#9]

I'd choose to be a Flying Tiger...that could talk.
Yeah, that's what I'd be.

Posted: 5/12/2004 10:05:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Sasquatch

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:28:19 PM EDT

[#11]

a polar bear?

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:29:37 PM EDT

[#12]

Polar bear

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:30:37 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

and they can mate up to 50 times a day, iirc

Im thinking the lion thing, they got me outdone, normaly after about 10 times a day women get pissed.

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:35:53 PM EDT

[#14]

Some kind of Varmit I suppose

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:42:00 PM EDT

[#15]

Elephant...

I like the idea of having a 3' long......ummmmmm....Nose (What did you think I was going to say?)

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:45:46 PM EDT

[#16]

A Grey Squirrel.

Posted: 5/12/2004 11:46:29 PM EDT

[#17]

I would be a Bear. A bear that attacks liberals and terrists, I WOULD BE SUPER BEAR WITH THE POWER TO MAUL!!!! DUN DA DUN SUPER BWEAR!

Posted: 5/13/2004 12:22:22 AM EDT

[#18]

a cat so I could lounge around on hot womenz laps.

Posted: 5/13/2004 1:23:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 5/13/2004 1:41:44 AM EDT

[#20]

As long as I could reach my genitals with my tongue, any animal will do.

Posted: 5/13/2004 1:45:35 AM EDT

[#21]

Walrus

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:03:47 AM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:09:01 AM EDT

[#23]

I'd be a 10' long cockroach with a lot of opposable thumbs

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:15:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I would be a lion. You sit around all day and sleep and the women do all the work. Nothing is better.

and they can mate up to 50 times a day, iirc

Ever see a lion mate? It takes all of 1 sec. So 50 secs, 1 sec at a time. Hey wait a minute, that's longer...never mind.

I'd be a skunk.

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:16:25 AM EDT

[#25]

Shark with a laser anyone?

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:22:14 AM EDT

[#26]

killer whale, ruler of the seas

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:23:57 AM EDT

[#27]

Great white shark - but with my current level of intelligence.

I would make the Jersey Man-eater look like a vegan.

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:24:06 AM EDT

[#28]

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/items/media/images/476.jpg

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:24:43 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:25:52 AM EDT

[#30]

I would be a skin eating bacteria.

Dropped off by the CIA in the middle east.

My numbers would grow exponentially until I was able to infect them all!

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:46:11 AM EDT

[#31]

Definitely a Great White Shark. Top of the oceanic food chain woohoo!

Posted: 5/13/2004 3:55:04 AM EDT

[#32]

A Sloth

Posted: 5/13/2004 4:05:04 AM EDT

[#33]

I would be a Lesser Panda.
An obscure, rare, little seen mammal.

Posted: 5/13/2004 4:08:04 AM EDT

[#34]

Well, since man IS an animal I guess I'd be ME. Now if I had to be a 4 legged kind I'd go with one of the big cats. Lion, Tiger but not a bear, oh my.

Posted: 5/13/2004 4:10:51 AM EDT

[#35]

Coastal Taipan. 2nd most poisonous snake in the world, plentiful prey, powah!

Posted: 5/13/2004 4:21:28 AM EDT

[#36]

A yeti, big foot, Sasquatch.

Posted: 5/13/2004 4:48:20 AM EDT

[#37]

What would I realistically be? A crow. I like sparkly shiny things. Being male, straight, and of only moderately bad taste, I have (of course) suppressed my urges to buy gaudy cheap jewelry. My compromise is a cheap watch with a blue face, and a wedding ring with five tiny diamonds in it.

Oh, yes - I have three Glocks (yeah, whatever), which is evidence that my urges for bling-bling are under control. (Where's my Dremel?)

What animal would I want to be? A black bear - with the brains to live in an area where black bear hunting isn't allowed. I'd be a friendly black bear, nice to children, poses for pictures, does tricks for chocolate bars, and then waddles off to the cave to sleep for a few days. Only downside is rooting through trash cans for food. (But I'd be a bear, so this would be OK....)

For the ladies who think they might want to be bears...(from somewhere, I've seen it several times)

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life,
I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to
eat yourself stupid. I could deal with
that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your
children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially
grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows
you mean business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out
of line, you swat them too. I could deal
with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you
to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... gonna be a bear.

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:34:11 PM EDT

[#38]

Killer Whale

The only animal that knows no fear.

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:46:56 PM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:49:16 PM EDT

[#40]

No one ever suspects, the butterfly...

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:49:31 PM EDT

[#41]

Great Horned Owl, Perigine Falcon or Goshawk

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:50:59 PM EDT

[#42]

cockroach with opposable thumbs

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:54:13 PM EDT

[#43]

Rooster.

"Yeah, they come to snuff the rooster, but he ain't gunna dieeeeeeeeeeee"

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:54:58 PM EDT

[#44]

I would want to be a Great, horned, purple knobed,winged,

snatch banger.

Posted: 5/13/2004 2:55:27 PM EDT

[#45]

I think it would be cool to be some kind of aquatic life, like maybe one of those monster fish that live on the bottom of the ocean where light can't touch.

I know what I would NOT want to be though, a Gerbil in San Francisco.