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Quoted: Riding around in the Arizona heat with a dog that poops in the car
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Those Arizona riverbeds must be pretty rough if they can fling it from low horizontal surfaces onto the windshield and the back of one's head.
I still say the dog's been eating Mexican food, and shooting forth filth from its distended rectum.
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No Mex Food for the dog, that would be bad.... real bad.
He gets a bit stressed when I leave the car (barking, biting, throwing a fit) and eventually throws a stress shit. Then, when I get back into the car (unaware of the fresh steaming pile) he begins the working dog spin, basically running in a circle inside the cage, jumping around, happy that "dad" is back. Well, of course since he has a considerable amount of poo about him by this time, it gets flung around at high velocity. The results are decribed above.
Sometimes compicating things are co-workers walking by the car, which, depending on his mood may throw him into his guard drive, which of course results in the flinging without my being present.
Oh the simple hazards of working with high-drive dogs.....