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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:49:23 PM EDT
I can't decide between "Foulmouth Whupass Smurf" or "Debilitating Drinking Problem Smurf"
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:50:22 PM EDT
[#1]
a blue one.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:51:13 PM EDT
[#2]
i think i'd be SuperFLY Smurf and put smurfetts ass to work!
mike ps.... don't make me get my pimp hand out |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:51:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Smurfettes boyfriend, 'cause AFAIK shes the only woman in town.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:51:44 PM EDT
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Horny Smurf
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:52:25 PM EDT
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this might be the best answer this thread will ever see. then again, i might have to retract that comment. shes the only woman smerf....shes around men all the time, yet there was never any freakiness going on with any of the smerfs. you might be dating a lesbian smerf. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:54:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Dude, Smurfette gets passed around more than a bottle of Courvoisier |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:56:34 PM EDT
[#7]
sounds like somebody missed the Smurfette Gangbang Episode! |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:56:57 PM EDT
[#8]
[rick james] B*** betta have my money when your done [rick james] mike |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 4:57:32 PM EDT
[#9]
gay
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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:20:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:35:26 PM EDT
[#11]
The one that gets laid a lot and has a vault full of assorted machineguns, and a lot of money.
CJ |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:42:56 PM EDT
[#12]
In college we went to a Halloween party and there was this girl that came as Smurfette. Blue makeup and a white jumper with hat. At the end of the night we were going to go home and my buddy shows up. Wouldnt you know it half his face is blue. Gee we wondered who did he hook up with. He was a geek. If he could get some from Smurfette, she is a HO.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 5:56:33 PM EDT
[#13]
I hate the blue race. They are you know, the cause of the worlds problems.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:39:49 PM EDT
[#14]
Bah... The Smurfs are a bunch of pinko Commies.... www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/redriver/415/smurf.html www.candyflip.com/features/smurfs/commies.shtml |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:42:55 PM EDT
[#15]
I'd be commando smurf. They'd all be dead in an episode except Smurfette.
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:47:22 PM EDT
[#16]
I was just going to post the communist allegations of the Smurfs. Good work
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:52:41 PM EDT
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The question that has to be asked: What color does a Smurf change to if you choke it (the Smurf that is) ?
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Posted: 5/10/2004 6:59:35 PM EDT
[#18]
Smurfette
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Posted: 5/10/2004 7:01:58 PM EDT
[#19]
That would be a Smaggot. |
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Posted: 5/10/2004 7:09:17 PM EDT
[#20]
I'll be Second Amendment Smurf!!
 So who wants to be 0wn3d Smurf? 
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:12:45 AM EDT
[#21]
What.... nobody likes Smurfs? Would Snorks be better?
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:14:56 AM EDT
[#22]
Thats one I didn't think of, but its a dam good idea. 
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:20:20 AM EDT
[#23]
 I don't know. But I would be hittin this 
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:34:21 AM EDT
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True. The Smurfs was the ONLY cartoon from the west to be shown in Romania when we was growing up. For some reason the state run TV liked the Smurfs.. wonder why huh? |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:36:58 AM EDT
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Oh yeah? Then how do you explain "Baby Smurf"?  Little slut didn't even know who the father was....oh yeah, I'd hit it if I was a smurf! |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 8:45:53 AM EDT
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I wonder what Smurfettes boyfriend's lifespan would be with 100 other smurfs around that ain't gettin any. |
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Posted: 5/11/2004 11:57:11 AM EDT
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That's why not only are their balls blue, so are their entire bodies. Is it possible that the entire population of the male Smurfs are gay? |
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