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Posted: 5/9/2004 5:55:32 PM EDT
And why?  

DO some trolls require differant weapons then other trolls?

Discuss

SGtar15
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 5:59:05 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
What weapon to use on trolls?  



The truth.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:00:38 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What weapon to use on trolls?  



The truth.



The truth shall set you free!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:01:43 PM EDT
[#3]

A hickory stick.

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:02:51 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
A hickory stick.




I like that better than the truth, the will listen to a stick.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:03:43 PM EDT
[#5]
I board with a nail in it on fire.  Hit them in  the head and Burn them
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:04:19 PM EDT
[#6]
silence
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:05:00 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm sorry, but the truth rarely is an effective deterent against trolling behavior.

The most effective weapon is an Ignore Button. Any attempt to engage a troll quickly spirals downward (upward?) into a scenario requiring Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:05:10 PM EDT
[#8]
Flamethrowers
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:05:33 PM EDT
[#9]
I like the Hickory idea
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:19:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Thumb the cliP.
Pull the PIN.
THROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW the greNAAADE.



Frags.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:23:19 PM EDT
[#11]
Feminine protection.

(A pink flamethrower).
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:24:02 PM EDT
[#12]
The sound of their sucking chest wound from a .458 SOCOM is.............
well, very soothing.

Dave S
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:27:31 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
A hickory stick.





Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:36:33 PM EDT
[#14]
trolls, as in trolls who live under bridges? shotgun, or that mole killin' propane flamethrower

those big trolls in LOTR? .50

Trolls in GD? silence
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:40:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Can't you just answer their riddles?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:44:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure for the children.

CW
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:50:44 PM EDT
[#17]
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"
    - George Carlin

Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:52:32 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:55:30 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:55:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 6:59:44 PM EDT
[#21]
I like sarcasm, invective and irony.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:00:59 PM EDT
[#22]
40 watt Phase Plasma rifle?

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:02:47 PM EDT
[#23]
Trolls will turn to stone in sunlight, so one of them UV grenades in Blade II or if you fight them in a closed building, any round that will shoot holes in the wall at dawn.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:06:06 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
A hickory stick.




Even worse: a hickory stick with poo on it!
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:12:46 PM EDT
[#25]
Ive always found that Wave is a pretty good weapon against trolls.


"wanna see somthin funny?"
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:20:23 PM EDT
[#26]
There is but only one weapon that will stop any and all trolls in their tracks. The weapon is of course JimmyDandy.
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 7:35:52 PM EDT
[#27]
"A donkey?" Shrek voice?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 8:02:58 PM EDT
[#28]
Pie?
Link Posted: 5/9/2004 8:34:56 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
There is but only one weapon that will stop any and all trolls in their tracks. The weapon is of course JimmyDandy.





Sgtar15
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