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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:04:06 AM EDT
It was her gynecologist
 Bastard!
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:05:12 AM EDT
[#1]
You didnt say what he touched it with?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:06:39 AM EDT
[#2]
puddy?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:07:08 AM EDT
[#3]
He meant to say "Her Hot and Tasty" |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:08:07 AM EDT
[#4]
Not her holiest of holy's?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:08:12 AM EDT
[#5]
Well, since he wasn't talking about his cat, you would have locked it up tight, Penguin Man.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:09:56 AM EDT
[#6]
That would be if she went to the Proctologist. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:10:17 AM EDT
[#7]
I think he meant "pootie"--ebonics for "poontang" or "pudendum."
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:12:26 AM EDT
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I must confess that up until yesterday I was not completely clear on the present rules about sexuall explicit threads, but I am now. YEE HA IN BEFORE THE LOCK! |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:14:38 AM EDT
[#9]
It matters not. That wound will never heal.
"Looks like she got hit with a broadaxe, Captain" 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:16:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Oooooo... he taw her puddy tat.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:17:07 AM EDT
[#11]
Just because he's a doctor doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:17:43 AM EDT
[#12]
Now, wait a minute - he said nothing of ink in that region. (I so DO NOT want to know if there is or isn't.) |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:18:14 AM EDT
[#13]
he gets paid to admire pie
oh yeah +1 ibtl |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:23:17 AM EDT
[#14]
You have to wonder about a guy who goes into that line of work.
It's not like you can only accept hot women as patients, right? I wonder how many times he's got to prod around in a 400 lb welfare queen with a yeast infection. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:32:58 AM EDT
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Reason number 1 why I'm glad I'm not in that line of work. I feel sorry for the wives of these doctors. They get home from a long day of work, Mrs. OB/GYN feels a little frisky, and Dr. says, "Oh, please, not now honey, I just got home." Oh, yeah. IBTL. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:55:51 AM EDT
[#16]
I'd hit it!
 Then I'd 
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Posted: 5/6/2004 7:57:55 AM EDT
[#17]
Perhaps he touched the other kind with his car, like this...
 Edit: Why yes, it is another excuse to post this pic.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:04:51 AM EDT
[#18]
nasty just nasty
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:05:52 AM EDT
[#19]
Actually, OB/GYN's do perform a rectal exam. Kind of like men and prostate exams. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:11:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:12:28 AM EDT
[#21]
.........and you felt the need to SHARE this with the ARFCOM community.........WHY? |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:13:47 AM EDT
[#22]
That's the first IBTL that made me LOL. I'll have to hang on to that pic. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:14:55 AM EDT
[#23]
Never mix business with pleasure. I will admit that I'd like to be one of those radiologists that gets to squeeze boobies in the x-ray machine though...
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:23:24 AM EDT
[#24]
What got locked?
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:25:34 AM EDT
[#25]
And you thought she didn't put out...  SGtar15 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:29:47 AM EDT
[#26]
ILP!
 BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:44:55 AM EDT
[#27]
Well, that's a buzzkill. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:49:09 AM EDT
[#28]
Bastard. My sandwich doesn't seem so appealing now. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 8:51:02 AM EDT
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Lots of mayo on it? |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 9:13:30 AM EDT
[#30]
I once was present for Mrs. porcupine's pelvic exam. Doctor let me peer up there with the speculum in. Nothing too exiting, though, just farther up in there than I had ever seen. I do know what a cervix looks like now.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 2:28:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Speculum and grilled cheese sammiches...yum!
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Posted: 5/6/2004 2:34:33 PM EDT
[#32]
Just make sure that if you see anything up there that's looking back at you, RUN! |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 2:42:09 PM EDT
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Q: Why is being a gyno like being a pizza delivery man?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - -- - - - - - - A: Because you can smell it, but you can't eat it. |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 2:43:06 PM EDT
[#34]
And while she's under anesthesia he says to her......You're going to feel a little pressure, it will feel just like you're having sex.
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Posted: 5/6/2004 3:58:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Try This: www.ryano.net/iraq/?329849 |
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Posted: 5/6/2004 4:04:48 PM EDT
[#36]
The snapping Clam shucker
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Posted: 5/6/2004 6:32:57 PM EDT
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  BigDozer66 |
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