Quoted: ... and 9 or 10 more that ain't sick.
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Let's see.... one of my favorites, at abt 3 A.M. - "My hair hurts"......
(And I got outta bed for this????)
My alltime favorite from my ER rotation, this young couple comes in, looking all sheepish....
"Can I help you?"
"We need to see the doctor."
"Alright... fill out this form, bring it back when you're done."
A few minutes later they come back up. "So what's the problem?" (So I can classify it in the computer)
They look at one another, mumble something, the girl is changing colors... "Can you speak up?"
"Ummm.... we were messing around, and...um... his, um.. condom came off, and, uh... it got stuck and we can't get it out...."
(This being said right as I took at drink of Pepsi, naturally!) Biting my tongue, "Hold on, let me see if somebody's free...."
(Sometimes the entertainment is worth the lost sleep...)