Just caught my wife in bed with a black....

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Just caught my wife in bed with a black....

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:37:06 PM EDT

........Labrador Retriever.

This is what happens when I get out of bed and get ready for work. Oh what an easy life the two of them have.

http://img35.photobucket.com/albums/v106/Diamondman/Dog/100_0423.jpg

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:05 PM EDT

[#1]

That dog looks comfortable....

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:25 PM EDT

[#2]

Damn you sleep late!

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:25 PM EDT

[#3]

AT 4:40? Are they vampires?

Edit whoops I wouldn't have had that on the bedstand in a picture these jokers get to see...

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:31 PM EDT

[#4]

Hey, what's the hand lotion on the night stand for?

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:43 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:54 PM EDT

[#6]

The real question is why the heck is that lotion bottle so close to the bed?

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:39:07 PM EDT

[#7]

that is awesome.

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:39:31 PM EDT

[#8]

You might want to adjust the date on your camera.

Oh, and next time you take a pic in your bedroom you should remove the bottle of anal lube off of the night stand.

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:39:53 PM EDT

[#9]

hmmm date says 2002.......rip van winkle

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:42:29 PM EDT

[#10]

Sorry your marriage is definately wrecked. What fine lady wouldn't prefer a good bed fellow like that over a smelly grouping human.

Now you will have to negotiate bed space with the dog! Scoobie snacks work good.

Tj

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:01:16 PM EDT

[#11]

I thought you were going to say rifle.

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:15:23 PM EDT

[#12]

SO...did she ....aww never mind

Sgtar15

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:30:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
SO...did she ....aww never mind

Sgtar15

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:36:03 PM EDT

[#14]

that's one happy dog!

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:38:11 PM EDT

[#15]

You can thank me later.

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:39:21 PM EDT

[#16]

That is one comfortable looking dog indeed.

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:41:51 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/100_0423.jpg
You can thank me later.

The dog needs a cigarette in his paw.

It seems a bedroom pic is never complete without a bottle of Jerkins lotion--as begun by -Duke-Nukem-.

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:57:32 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/100_0423.jpg
You can thank me later.

More of your fine work...

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=241668&page=1

TRG

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:14:40 PM EDT

[#19]

I heard those black labs are hung. You might be throwing a hot dog down a hallway next time my friend.

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:20:13 PM EDT

[#20]

next............

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:00:34 PM EDT

[#21]

Great pic !

My kind of dog !!

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:06:22 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
........Labrador Retriever.

This is what happens when I get out of bed and get ready for work. Oh what an easy life the two of them have.

img35.photobucket.com/albums/v106/Diamondman/Dog/100_0423.jpg

Awww...I can't even tell you how many times my black lab kicked me out of my own bed so he could sleep in it. When I moved out after school, he took to kicking mom out of bed instead so he would sleep in her spot next to dad..guess I spoiled him as a pup, when I picked him up to sleep on the pillow next to my head, huh?

As an aside...having a dog snore right in your ear is not a pleasant experience. Even worse when he farts and fills the bed with 50lb of stink.

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:10:26 PM EDT

[#23]

You had better hope that the lab doesn't find the jar of JIF under the bed!

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:33:40 PM EDT

[#24]

Pssst, the 2 dudes under the bed left their hats on the bedpost!
Some watchdog!

Posted: 5/3/2004 5:34:48 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/jsinz/100_0423.jpg
You can thank me later.hr

Too funny...thanks for the laugh. My wife did not think it funny.

I just KNEW that folks would comment on the lotion. You are all too damn predictable.

Posted: 5/3/2004 5:44:19 PM EDT

[#26]

Have you experienced a "menage e'toi"?

Just a thought.

Posted: 5/3/2004 5:45:42 PM EDT

[#27]

The lube was the first thing I was going to comment about but...

Everybody and their brother already beat me to it!

Posted: 5/3/2004 5:50:35 PM EDT

[#28]

LMAO!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/3/2004 5:58:09 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Pssst, the 2 dudes under the bed left their hats on the bedpost!
Some watchdog!

About the closest thing to a response I expected from the deceiving title...

Since no one else will say it...
My first reaction when I read the title of this thread was,

Jimmie Dimmick: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
Jules Winnfield: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules Winnfield: Why?
Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

*Quoted from Pulp Fiction

Posted: 5/3/2004 6:00:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Very classy.

Posted: 5/3/2004 6:01:48 PM EDT

[#31]

My two black labs seem to have bed ownership isues too so I have to kennel them at night.

Posted: 5/3/2004 6:18:48 PM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 5/3/2004 6:33:39 PM EDT

[#33]

My big black rottie sleeps with me almost every night!

Posted: 5/3/2004 8:34:11 PM EDT

[#34]

Ha Ha!!!

"Feed The Homeless To The Hungry"

Posted: 5/3/2004 10:12:35 PM EDT

[#35]

That dog is "spooning" your wife!!!

Posted: 5/3/2004 10:48:39 PM EDT

[#36]

...hard t0 type.... laughing my as offf.

Posted: 5/3/2004 10:55:05 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
The real question is why the heck is that lotion bottle so close to the bed?

I was going to ask the same thing

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:14:07 PM EDT

[#38]

Great pic, but it reminds me of my years of dog training....well, training people, not dogs.

Never got old explaining to people that when a dog insists on laying in your bed, especially displacing you in it, he's exerting authority over you. This is a move of an alpha, and in essence he's saying he's in control. Where the Alpha sleeps is very important to a pack, and the dog wants your spot. It's not always the case, but it can be the beginning of a discipline problem. Just a note to fellas hip on having their new dog sleep on the bed. If you let them on it, do it after a good, long while of showing the dog that you are the boss.

Posted: 5/4/2004 2:42:13 AM EDT

[#39]

That's a Labrador for you. Our big yellow Lab wakes me up at 4:50 every morning. She goes out, I feed her, and then she jumps in my place in the bed. They have got to be one of the most loyal and affectionate dogs around.

Posted: 5/4/2004 6:52:31 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Great pic, but it reminds me of my years of dog training....well, training people, not dogs.

Never got old explaining to people that when a dog insists on laying in your bed, especially displacing you in it, he's exerting authority over you. This is a move of an alpha, and in essence he's saying he's in control. Where the Alpha sleeps is very important to a pack, and the dog wants your spot. It's not always the case, but it can be the beginning of a discipline problem. Just a note to fellas hip on having their new dog sleep on the bed. If you let them on it, do it after a good, long while of showing the dog that you are the boss.

My wife claims she is the ALPHA. I go along with that theory just to keep peace in the house. I have done some reading on this in the past and dogs are of the PACK mentality and you are considered to be higher elevated in the pack if you do sleep with the ALPHA, so our thought is our dog see's my wife as ALPHA and likes to sleep with her. When we are both in bed the dog is at our feet. FWIW

Posted: 5/4/2004 7:26:20 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Pssst, the 2 dudes under the bed left their hats on the bedpost!
Some watchdog!

OMG!!! water came out of my nose.

Posted: 5/4/2004 4:09:09 PM EDT

[#42]

I wonder what they really do when you leave for work???

I bet that dogs tongue is longer than yours!!!!

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