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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:39:31 PM EDT
I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past:
Evan Evans Camaro King and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite: Candy Beaver. (I shit you not, that was her name). |
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Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself
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A woman that works at my bank is named Candi, she married a guy named Glaze. I can't help but think of stripper poles every time I see her name tag.
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Happy Meal
Yes, that was his name. Parents were straight hippies. |
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Dick Bender. He sold me a shortwave receiver for money to race his Alfa Romeo.
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Quoted: Dude named Amazing Sales. View Quote There's a dentist in a nearby town named Doc Hollywood. I forget if that's the name he was born with or if he changed it later. The certificates on his wall all said "Cameron Doc Hollywood" but the sign on his dentist office says "Doc Hollywood." |
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Friend of one of the kids next door, his parents named him God.
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I had a coworker named Rich Horny. He was a great dude, and very light-hearted about his name, but damn, what the hell were his parents thinking? Dick Horny?
I don't even remember the actual name, but one of my floormates in my dorm freshman year had a last name with 36 letters. Everyone in the dorm directory got one line for their entry - he had two. He was Indian. First name was Brahmesh. |
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Younger son went out a few times with a local girl named Glory Bush.
She was cute, and it sure was tough not to chuckle when she visited. |
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I had a sailor working for me name Army.
I had a sailor working for me named Sailor. |
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Phil Cox - he was a quality auditor for a UK based aero engine manufacturer
What an unfortunate name his parents stuck him with. Why couldn’t his first name be Hugh? |
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Worked with a lady named Sugar Dick. She married in to the last name so that's excusable.
They CHOSE to name their daughter Honey Dick......... |
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I didn't know the guy, but the company directory had a guy named "Johnny Porn." I asked his manager about it and he said, "Yeah, his dad is a cop. He used to be Lt. Porn now he's Capt. Porn"
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Cosmic Xray, I worked with him in Iraq and he lived up to his name.
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There was a kid in school named Frank Stein, and his middle initial was N. Frank N. Stein... Always wondered if his parents realized what they were doing
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A little old lady named mavis poon
Harry Box Richard Whack, who married Patty, so Dick Whack and Patty Whack I grew up with a guy with the same last and first name, but I'm pretty sure it was just a nickname |
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Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.
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"Connor" always makes me chuckle.
That has got to be the whitest name ever. If you can find one non-white named "Connor" I'll eat my hat. "Khanner" doesn't count. |
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