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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:39:31 PM EDT
I promise these are the names of real people I have dealt with in the past:
Evan Evans Camaro King and my all-time, cannot-be-topped favorite: Candy Beaver. (I shit you not, that was her name). 
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:40:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Wonder Bob is probably my top one
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:41:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:41:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Tung on Chin
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:41:47 PM EDT
[#4]
We have a weather girl named Majestic Storm.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:41:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Yroyalhighness. Can’t remember the last name.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:42:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Nosmo King
Dam Son Da Fuk |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:42:39 PM EDT
[#7]
Richard Head
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:43:30 PM EDT
[#8]
Dang Yu OK
I busted him for shoplifting. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:43:33 PM EDT
[#9]
Stella Corona.
Yes she was from Cali. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:43:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself better than richard seaman i suppose  the object ones always get me. like chandelier or mercedes. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:43:46 PM EDT
[#11]
Shithead
Pronounced Shi-theed. It was an international student. Had a principal named Rosy Butts whose husband was named Harry Butts. Locally there's a famous piano player. His name is Dick Human. He's had fun with his album names:   
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:43:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Richard Head You made me remember another one. I never met the guy, but a co-worker used to make fun of him: Richard Skinner. Of course, in conversation he was derided as "Dick Skinner."
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:12 PM EDT
[#13]
I know someone named Jack Gough (rhymes with cough).
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:13 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Waited tables in college. Man paid with a credit card his name was Peter Seaman. I nearly shit myself I knew a Coast Guard Cmdr named Peter Seaman, we called him Dick Juice
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:14 PM EDT
[#15]
Shemeeka Woowoo Valentine-Smith. True story.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:17 PM EDT
[#16]
Phuoc Mi
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Dude named Amazing Sales.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:28 PM EDT
[#18]
A woman that works at my bank is named Candi, she married a guy named Glaze. I can't help but think of stripper poles every time I see her name tag.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:44:45 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Stella Corona. Yes she was from Cali. I used to deal with a guy named "Dorrik Ball" Dorkball.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:45:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Happy Meal
Yes, that was his name. Parents were straight hippies. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:45:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Merry Christmas
and a coworker named his kid Tarzan |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:45:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Dick Bender. He sold me a shortwave receiver for money to race his Alfa Romeo.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:45:44 PM EDT
[#23]
@ARS24-7
I know you got some good ones
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:46:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dude named Amazing Sales. There's a dentist in a nearby town named Doc Hollywood. I forget if that's the name he was born with or if he changed it later. The certificates on his wall all said "Cameron Doc Hollywood" but the sign on his dentist office says "Doc Hollywood." |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:46:28 PM EDT
[#25]
Friend of one of the kids next door, his parents named him God.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:46:44 PM EDT
[#26]
I had a coworker named Rich Horny. He was a great dude, and very light-hearted about his name, but damn, what the hell were his parents thinking? Dick Horny?
 I don't even remember the actual name, but one of my floormates in my dorm freshman year had a last name with 36 letters. Everyone in the dorm directory got one line for their entry - he had two. He was Indian. First name was Brahmesh. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:47:01 PM EDT
[#27]
Younger son went out a few times with a local girl named Glory Bush.
She was cute, and it sure was tough not to chuckle when she visited. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:47:01 PM EDT
[#28]
I predict 5 people know a la-a
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:47:03 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wonder Bob is probably my top one
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:47:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dick Bender. He raced an Alfa Romeo. Reminds me of the famous race car driver named Dick Trickle. I thought "no way is that his real name" until I Googled him. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:48:13 PM EDT
[#31]
More funny than strange....Harry Dicks.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:48:16 PM EDT
[#32]
I had a sailor working for me name Army.
I had a sailor working for me named Sailor.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:49:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Phil Cox - he was a quality auditor for a UK based aero engine manufacturer
What an unfortunate name his parents stuck him with. Why couldn’t his first name be Hugh? |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:49:49 PM EDT
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Both females: Placenta and Female....pronounced like tamale.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:50:09 PM EDT
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Worked with a lady named Sugar Dick. She married in to the last name so that's excusable.
They CHOSE to name their daughter Honey Dick......... |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:50:17 PM EDT
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I didn't know the guy, but the company directory had a guy named "Johnny Porn." I asked his manager about it and he said, "Yeah, his dad is a cop. He used to be Lt. Porn now he's Capt. Porn"
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:50:28 PM EDT
[#37]
Dick Slaysman
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:50:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Cosmic Xray, I worked with him in Iraq and he lived up to his name.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:50:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:51:09 PM EDT
[#40]
There was a kid in school named Frank Stein, and his middle initial was N. Frank N. Stein... Always wondered if his parents realized what they were doing
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Gay Neighbor
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:05 PM EDT
[#42]
A little old lady named mavis poon
Harry Box Richard Whack, who married Patty, so Dick Whack and Patty Whack I grew up with a guy with the same last and first name, but I'm pretty sure it was just a nickname |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:27 PM EDT
[#43]
Countdown until someone claims a friend of friend knew twins named Lemonjello and Orangello.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Phuoc Mi Tudor Coop Roxanne Glass In Junior High, had a teacher Mr. English. He taught Spanish. Also Mr. Mister. His wife Mrs. Mister worked in the office. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:37 PM EDT
[#45]
Gay Cocks
^ real woman I know. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:37 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I predict 5 people know a la-a |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:52:38 PM EDT
[#47]
Poorun Preyodoodumpkit.
Thai. We called him Poo |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:53:13 PM EDT
[#48]
Worked with a Vietnamese kid named Don Ho years ago.
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:53:48 PM EDT
[#49]
"Connor" always makes me chuckle.
That has got to be the whitest name ever. If you can find one non-white named "Connor" I'll eat my hat. "Khanner" doesn't count. |
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Posted: 1/13/2021 4:54:15 PM EDT
[#50]
Jose Wong.
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