Woman Bites Off Man's Testicles!
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Monday May 21 8:33 AM ET
Woman Bites Off Man's Testicles
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A woman walked into Chicago Police headquarters early on Friday and handed over a pair of testicles she said she had bitten off a man who had sexually assaulted her, police said.

``During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off,'' Officer Thomas Donegan told Reuters.

The woman presented the testicles at police headquarters, a short walk from where the alleged attack occurred, Donegan said.

The man found his way to a local hospital where he underwent unsuccessful reattachment surgery and was being questioned by police.

The woman, 42, was treated at another hospital and released.

In the voice of Mr. Bill,"OOOH NOOOOO!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!

Some warning might be in order here, or something. Sheesh.

FMCDH
Semper Fidelis
Jarhead out.

I think she took Mc Gruff the crime dog serious. Lets Take a bite Out Of Crime! [:E] [sniper]

She should have ransomed them.