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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Russian sausage king killed in sauna, by crossbow (Page 1 of 2)

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:13:10 PM EDT

Tyrion Lannister wanted for questioning.

Link to news story

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:14:38 PM EDT

[#1]

You're Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxuPJfXhLHg

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:15:09 PM EDT

[#2]

Beat

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:21:23 PM EDT

[#3]

Blyat!

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:26:01 PM EDT

[#4]

Thats personal while maintaining pistol distance!

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:26:42 PM EDT

[#5]

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Dammit. Beaten by a few minutes.

Bastard.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:27:24 PM EDT

[#6]

FPNI

Edit: I ditched school to go see that movie

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:27:55 PM EDT

[#7]

Winter is coming.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:28:11 PM EDT

[#8]

Twas an accident from the sound of things........

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:28:33 PM EDT

[#9]

Attached File

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:28:51 PM EDT

[#10]

I have an alibi!

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:29:01 PM EDT

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There was a quarrel.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:29:34 PM EDT

[#12]

That’s pretty gnarly.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:30:29 PM EDT

[#13]

Was he whacked for getting snooty? Or snotty?

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:30:52 PM EDT

[#14]

A documentary I saw would imply heavily that his unloved, and jealous that dad was porking his ex, son did it.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:30:53 PM EDT

[#15]

The killers bolted.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:30:55 PM EDT

[#16]

I never sausage carnage!

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:31:01 PM EDT

[#17]

FPNI - Abe Froman is and always will be the sausage king.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:31:45 PM EDT

[#18]

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Its the sausage business, so I think both, but who nose?

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:34:47 PM EDT

[#19]

There was a row.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:35:16 PM EDT

[#20]

His father always said he was the wurst brat he'd ever known.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:35:19 PM EDT

[#21]

Screwed and Skewered. ????

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:36:44 PM EDT

[#22]

Any links to the killer?

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:37:02 PM EDT

[#23]

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There was a quarrel.

Nicely done.

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Any links to the killer?

You, too.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:38:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Was expecting Abe Froman.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:42:54 PM EDT

[#25]

"I am the sausage king
I can do anything"

The Doors

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:43:36 PM EDT

[#26]

Who will kgb try to pin it on .?

gd

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:44:22 PM EDT

[#27]

Killbasa!

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:46:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/2/2020 2:48:00 PM EDT

[#29]

Damn, I was guessing killed in the library with the lamp stand.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:50:31 PM EDT

[#30]

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Posted: 11/2/2020 2:52:10 PM EDT

[#31]

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"I am the sausage king
I can do anything"

The Doors

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Eh, close enough

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:52:28 PM EDT

[#32]

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Beat me to it.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:52:41 PM EDT

[#33]

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Posted: 11/2/2020 2:53:09 PM EDT

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Nope... Close, but no cigar - I'll take: Colonel Mustard in the Sauna with a Crossbow...

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:54:57 PM EDT

[#35]

In Russia, sauna take you.

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:57:26 PM EDT

[#36]

Fix title, OP - "with," not "by."

Posted: 11/2/2020 2:57:36 PM EDT

[#37]

ban crossbows, for the sausages.

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:01:14 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:01:21 PM EDT

[#39]

I'm sure it was an accident while he was cleaning the crossbow!

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:03:41 PM EDT

[#40]

It was a total surprise, like a bolt out of the blue.

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:03:49 PM EDT

[#41]

Well, they got their point across.

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:04:06 PM EDT

[#42]

FP MF NI!

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:04:13 PM EDT

[#43]

I usually just take a cock ring to the sauna. But when I go to the sauna, it is actually a gay bathhouse.........

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:04:33 PM EDT

[#44]

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:04:38 PM EDT

[#45]

NOOOOO NOT ABE FROEMAN WHYYYYYY

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:06:01 PM EDT

[#46]

Well bow season isn't over til next week, so there you go

Posted: 11/2/2020 3:54:47 PM EDT

[#47]

Don’t bring a sausage to a crossbow fight.

Posted: 11/2/2020 4:00:30 PM EDT

[#48]

Now that's a bad luck streak...

Posted: 11/2/2020 4:01:52 PM EDT

[#49]

There's bad luck of course, but this sounds like some of the wurst.

Posted: 11/2/2020 4:39:55 PM EDT

[#50]

Well, now.
When I fire up the sauna this evening guess I'd better be armed.
What's the best choice for that environment? I'm guessing HK.

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