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Posted: 5/19/2001 7:04:08 PM EDT
 

1) Bury your car.
2) Become a total vegetarian.
3) Grow your own vegetables.
4) Have your power lines disconnected.
5) Don't have children.
6) Restrict the population of motor vehicles.
7) Don't build cars.
8) Stop building roads.
9) Replace roads with homes, parks, and gardens.
10) Halt weapons production and exports.
11) Stop the sale, distribution, and export of cigarettes.
12) Send an amount of money to Brazil to provide urban
jobs for impoverished workers now forced into the rain forests.
13) Blockade a lumber truck carrying old-growth trees.
14) Spend a month tree-sitting.
15) Try to live, if you can, to within the world average income
($1,250 a year) for 1 month.
16) Cut up your credit cards.
17) Unplug your television.
18) Undertake a Conservation Sabbath:
one day a week without consuming electricity or fuel.
19) Fast a day each week, send the money saved on food to help feed the hungry.
20) Adopt a homeless person.
21) Raise the minimum wage to a survival income.
22) Enact a maximum wage law.
23) Tie politicians' salaries to the average working wage.
24) Replace majority rule with proportional representation.
25) Replace the Electoral College with direct democratic elections.
26) Abolish the CIA and the National Security Act of 1949.
27) Pass a nature amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
28) Oust presidential adviser John Sununu.
29) Plant one new tree every day.
30) Go to jail for something you believe in.
31) Don't own pets.
32) Allow all beef-producing domestic cattle to become extinct.
33) Redirect the military budget to restoration work; convert weapons
factories to peaceful research; retrain soldiers for ecological restoration.
34) Remove US Forest Service from under the Agriculture Department;
place USFS, Bureau of Land Management, Fish & Wildlife Service under the EPA.
35) Consume only products produced within your bioregion.
36) Don't eat anything that comes in a package.
37) Don't buy anything that comes in a box.
38) Require operators & owners of nuclear plants to live within a mile of the site.
39) Mandate federal recycling and institute a refuse tax on solid waste.
40) Pipe polluted water back into the water supplies of the companies that do the polluting.
41) Don't own anything that runs on batteries.
42) Hand over excess packaging to store manager on visits to the grocery.
43) Travel by bus, never by air.
44) Stop using toilet paper and Kleenex; use washable cloth.
45) Extend the life of your wardrobe by learning to make and mend your own clothes.
46) Give money to every single panhandler you meet.
47) Democratize your workplace; start a union or a collective.
48) Learn to farm.
49) Liberate a zoo.
50) Ask your boss if you can take a day off to work on healing the planet ... with pay!  
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:17:09 PM EDT
[#1]
Barf.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:21:44 PM EDT
[#2]
WTF is that? The new Communist Manifesto?

[puke]
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:24:31 PM EDT
[#3]
Eradicate liberals.
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:26:44 PM EDT
[#4]
51) Put loaded gun's barrel in mouth.  Pull trigger.
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:27:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Oh come on guys. If it only saves ONE life........


[-!-!-]
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:28:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
51) Put loaded gun's barrel in mouth.  Pull trigger.
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LOL. Yep.
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:41:10 PM EDT
[#7]
MBSU!
No one is that FU-UP that is on this site!
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:51:08 PM EDT
[#8]
I first heard about this on the Rush Limbaugh Show just a couple of days ago. What a bunch of shit. I especially like the one about sending money to Brazil so that people working in the rainforest will find urban work, meanwhile everything else on that list is all about eradicating anything urban, cars, roads, etc. Talk about some fuzzy logic.
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 7:55:09 PM EDT
[#9]
1) Kill an environmentalist
2) Kill a liberal
3) Restore the Constitution by doing the following:
4) Dismiss Congress and the House and reinstate these institution with Constitutional Americans
5) Jail all lawyers in public office for crimes against the Constitution and the American people
6) Repeat steps 1 - 5 as necessary
7) Recall all Supreme Court Justices
8) Appoint Constitutional Supreme Court Justices
9) Disband the BATF, EPA, USFS, BLM, US Marshalls Service and all other alphabet soup agencies
10) Bring to trial Bill & Hillary Clinton for treason
11) Bring to trial all former politicians, federal employees and civil servants for crimes against the Constitution and the American people
12) Repeal all 20,000+ gun laws
13) Disband the United Nations
14) Close our borders from immigration
15) Remove all illegal immigrants from our shores
16) Abolish GATT
17) Abolish NAFTA
18) Abolish the World Trade Organization
19) Severe all ties with the communist chinese
20) Abolish the Federal Reserve
21) Restore the printing of lawful money to Congress
22) Jail Alan Greenspan
23) Repeal all laws that are not specifically authorized in the Constitution
24) Release all political prisoners
25) Release all prisoners convicted by unconstitutional laws
26) Return American jobs to our shores
27) Disband the IRS, repeal the tax laws, rules and regulations
28) Release all tax convicted prisoners
29) Buy more ammo, repeat steps 1 - 5
30) Stop the war on drugs
31) Buy plane tickets for Hollywood talking heads that announced their willingness to leave America if Bush were elected
32) Tell these clowns they are not welcome back and they should take their shitty movies with them
33) Abolish Welfare
34) Buy more ammo, repeat steps 1 - 5 as necessary
35) Deport all socialist, communists and closet liberals still alive to China via "airdrop"

Give me some time - I'll think of at least 15 more essential steps...


I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 8:08:22 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
28) Oust presidential adviser John Sununu.
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Huh?  Why?  Because he flies in military transports on personal business?  Why do the eco-freaks hate Sununu?
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 8:13:08 PM EDT
[#11]
How is it that the Hollywood elite always seem to be buying spreads in the boonies, like Wyoming and Montana, etc., and pretending they're doing something for the environment.

Instead of buying 10,000 acre ranches in Big Sky Country, for the same amount of dough they could probably buy 1,000,000 acres in Brazil, in the 'Rain Forest', or some other threatened paradise.

Then put the native Indians to work at decent salaries, arm them to the teeth and tell them to shoot on sight anyone trying to burn down or bulldoze any part of their rain forest heaven.

I guess this has never occurred to them. How lame!

Eric The Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 5/19/2001 8:20:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Henry Bowman! I'd vote for him!
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