*Australian accent on*
Ahh, here's your typical North American gator. These are really popular in the lakes of Florida and the bayous of Louisiana, but you can really find them anywhere if you look hard enough.
Wow, this is a big one right here. He probably measures about 15ft. long. I've got my trust AR right next to me, and a normal person would put a bullet through him right now and take the big guy down. But seeing as I'm not normal, I'm gonna put the rifle aside...and I'm gonna try and see if I can wrestle him down. *Jumps in water*
CRICKEY! He's...a..tough one. What you'll noticed here, why the alligator is spinning and twirling like that, is that he's trying to drown his victim, which would be ME, before he consumes him. This doesn't look good for me, he really...seems like he...has this twirling thing down pretty well. BLOODY HELL, here comes 4 of his friends too. I must have intruded on one of their young. *laughing* Boy if I don't get out of this situation soon, I'll probably end up as part of their main course...and I don't think I want that. I...seem to be drowning. It doesn't look like...I'm not going to be able to get out of this one folks.
Tune in next time everybody, where I'll have magically been saved from the alligators wrath and will appear miraculously unscathed. *Drowns*
*Australian accent off*
Jewbroni~