What is your favorite "broke-dick" story.  It seems like every slacker I meet who was discharged for other than honorable reasons has a heroic explanation for his discharge.  The stories are usually along the lines of "I was too tough for my Drill Instructor" or "they wouldn't let me go to my Mother's funeral so I deserted."

These stories are usually swallowed whole by the slacker's non-military family and friends.

Gus, they said I was too much of a malaka.  

Greek boys turn up everywhere.