oh lawd Kel Tec what is you doing? (Homoerotic ad?)

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Posted: 10/15/2019 10:22:10 PM EDT

This reads like a Grindr advertisement TBH, and the little bone in the guy’s hat? It’s a baculum, aka penis bone.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.

Keltec marketing sick of their job and trying to get fired but be like:

“This is an ad concept that encourages keltec owners to drink their own piss.”
“Love it!”
“Uh, here’s another one with a homoerotic subtext implying buying a keltec is pretty much like having raunchy gay bottom sex with an aggressive dominant bear.”
“Amazing! I want it out by yesterday!”
”fuck”

Nicolas Cage's Agent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM

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Posted: 10/15/2019 10:24:44 PM EDT

[#1]

Well....did it work?

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:26:27 PM EDT

[#2]

People don’t think alternative marketing be like it do, but it is?

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:28:00 PM EDT

[#3]

That's just... fuckind weird.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:32:46 PM EDT

[#4]

LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:06 PM EDT

[#5]

Are you suggesting that gay bottom sex is worse than Keltec quality control?

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:12 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't Keltec.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:34:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Pink pistols just got corporate sponsored.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:35:05 PM EDT

[#8]

LOL

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:37:14 PM EDT

[#9]

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LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?

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Caleb giddings already shared my version and most people actually believed it was real, share away.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:38:11 PM EDT

[#10]

They should just go all in and slap the Zim zam on an advertisement as their QC guy and call it a day.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:39:55 PM EDT

[#11]

It's just a phase....

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:41:20 PM EDT

[#12]

I haven't read anything that homoerotic since Huckleberry Finn.

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:50:39 PM EDT

[#13]

Did they hire 4chan for their marketing?

Posted: 10/15/2019 10:55:31 PM EDT

[#14]

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That would be a tough call. Could go either way.

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:01:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2019 11:02:18 PM EDT

[#16]

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Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.

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Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:13:55 PM EDT

[#17]

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Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?

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Honestly this tops the face full of piss ad they put out, and reminds me of the “Nicolas Cage’s agent” skit.

Evidently I missed this, and I'm almost afraid to ask, but, what the hell?

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Posted: 10/15/2019 11:17:42 PM EDT

[#18]

Fuck is going on in here..

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:19:59 PM EDT

[#19]

It bothers me that you know what that bone is

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:21:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2019 11:24:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/15/2019 11:26:10 PM EDT

[#22]

Well, it's a Kel Tec. I thought they only existed in police evidence lockers and nutnfancy yt videos.

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:27:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Tapping a neglected share of the market, I guess. I'm curious how effective it is for them...

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:29:07 PM EDT

[#24]

so you just felt like googling some sassy boys and some aggressive scantily clad men and then photoshopped together an ad including carefully considered copy? that's like in the other guys when mark wahlberg learned to dance ballet so he could ridicule the male ballet dancers ironically.

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:29:26 PM EDT

[#25]

If eesmith says it is suspect, then that’s good enough for me.

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:30:35 PM EDT

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so you just felt like googling some sassy boys and some aggressive scantily clad men and then photoshopped together an ad including carefully considered copy? that's like in the other guys when mark wahlberg learned to dance ballet so he could ridicule the male ballet dancers ironically.

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I was in bed sick with a cold and spent 5 minutes slapping it together using free apps in my phone, I don’t know if that says more about me or more about kel tec tbh.

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:32:55 PM EDT

[#27]

Kel-Tec skeet skeet cannon?

Posted: 10/15/2019 11:51:34 PM EDT

[#28]

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Oh for fuck's sake!

Thanks for clearing that up; I really hadn't seen it, I couldn't have forgotten.

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:25:13 AM EDT

[#29]

Wait, are those legit posters?

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:27:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/16/2019 1:28:10 AM EDT

[#31]

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They should just go all in and slap the Zim zam on an advertisement as their QC guy and call it a day.

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They'd sell so many of these cause you can't flim flam him.

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:32:09 AM EDT

[#32]

wtf

Somebody make a gay CP33 ad about what a huge load it holds and how you can shoot that load all weekend long.

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:34:25 AM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:42:39 AM EDT

[#34]

Dat 16 round 22lr mag doe

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:45:04 AM EDT

[#35]

Excellent. Good for them.

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:48:10 AM EDT

[#36]

I thought Glock already had that customer base covered

Posted: 10/16/2019 1:56:56 AM EDT

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Wait, are those legit posters?

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I made the daddy or dandy one, the other two are legit.

Most people can’t tell the difference, and that really says something.

Posted: 10/16/2019 2:01:12 AM EDT

[#38]

Fuck. I saw that ad in one of my gun rags, glanced at it, recognized the new .22, and flipped by.

Didn't even pick up the weird it was throwing down.

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:52:26 AM EDT

[#39]

Can a 380 even stop a sexy bear?

Posted: 10/16/2019 3:58:44 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/16/2019 4:07:47 AM EDT

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LMAO.

Great ad, you should submit it to Keltec to run.

Can we repost this?

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+1 and thank you. I’d never seen that nick cage sketch before.

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:17:21 AM EDT

[#42]

Your thread title is wacist and triggered my African America self...
...and pink pistols are for pussies - so are keltecs (No, I ~~don't~~ own a Sub2k)

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:19:01 AM EDT

[#43]

I will never own a keltec.

Their gay ads just reaffirm that.

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:46:14 AM EDT

[#44]

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tehee

Posted: 10/16/2019 4:54:16 AM EDT

[#45]

Weird

Posted: 10/16/2019 5:09:43 AM EDT

[#46]

the pink one would make a good underwear gun

Posted: 10/16/2019 5:34:37 AM EDT

[#47]

Eesmith of all people finds these ads strange?
Thats ironic

Posted: 10/16/2019 5:52:01 AM EDT

[#48]

Gay people have the right to defend themselves just like heterosexuals so why not advertise for them?

Posted: 10/16/2019 7:15:07 AM EDT

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Gay people have the right to defend themselves just like heterosexuals so why not advertise for them?

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Because it’s like 2% of the freaking population...

“Hey Jeff, 90% of our customer base currently is straight men who make at/lower than the average income, we realize that the majority of them are in lifelong monogamous relationships, we’re thinking about targeting their women to improve our profit margins, easy math on that would close to double our revenue, whatcha think?”

—Nah...Let’s target a sexual subculture of 2% of the entire US population, of which 90% live in Antigun states/major cities by choice

#nailedit