First off, Hangfire, I gotta get some of those gorilla hormones you are taking.  And I thought I was pretty aggro recently.  I ain't worth a lick.

Secondly, I wanted to ask everyone what their opinions of leaping through narrow gaps in chain link fences just like my HERO "Creepy Thin Man" from Charlies Angels.  I think that I would like to add a cape and big goofy boots or maybe rollerblades.  

I am also going to carry two Bren guns and a crew-served MG 42 on a Lafette Tripod while I jump through the fence.  

Any opinions??  

Dont use nylon for the cape or you may get hurt.  Crew served weapons are unrealistic because then you need a.....CREW!  Get a crew cut instead.

Thanx man,

"I love ya."