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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:02:25 PM EDT
Got a bonus from work in CASH.......what to do? Any thoughts?
$100 bills all over my desk and floor! Heheheheh My ex-wife was sooo stupid for fucking me over three years ago, stupid slut! Should I buy NIGHT VISION?    
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:04:35 PM EDT
[#1]
First thing -- take pictures! [:D]
And post them here, of course. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:05:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Where do you live?
cynic |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:06:38 PM EDT
[#3]
10K in cash...
Invest it? Pay off some debt? Buy real estate? Ahh fuck it, spend it all on hookers and blow. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:07:13 PM EDT
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10k [b]cash[/b]?! I would imagine the mark wants his money back.
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:08:26 PM EDT
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Nice TRY cynic! No dice. I walked into the BofA in town and said CASH IT! The lady was like "what?" and I said..."duh, give me green honey!"
Maybe I'll jack off all over it.....hmmmmm |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:09:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: 10K in cash... Invest it? Pay off some debt? Buy real estate? Ahh fuck it, spend it all on hookers and blow. I have plenty of real estate and hardly any debt and I dont' want to invest it so I guess hookers and BLOW will have to do! |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:11:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Nice TRY cynic! No dice. I walked into the BofA in town and said CASH IT! The lady was like "what?" and I said..."duh, give me green honey!" Maybe I'll jack off all over it.....hmmmmm No no, better than that. Go pick up a hottie and throw the cash all over the bed. Then commence to having wild sex all night while bathing in money. With 10K in cash, you should be able to pick up a hottie, easily. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:12:07 PM EDT
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I'd say go full auto, if you can. Nothing like a nice warm M16 that you can shoot as much as you'd like and it will never depreciate in value...
Jonathan |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:14:14 PM EDT
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Then commence to having wild sex all night while bathing in money.
With 10K in cash, you should be able to pick up a hottie, easily.[/quote] I 'll have to do a full body cavity search in the morning and then that would lead to more sex and then over and over and it would never stop...see my point...well...actually that sounds pretty good! |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:17:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'd say go full auto, if you can. Nothing like a nice warm M16 that you can shoot as much as you'd like and it will never depreciate in value... Jonathan you know, the nice thing about firearms, especially nice ones is that they will swallow anything you stick in thier chamber and never say "NO", and you can just toss them in the bed of the pick up when your done with them and you dont have to snuggle with them! Of course I, like most here have slept with thier firearms many times. I love to snuggle with my M1A..."oohh baby baby I loooovvve you..kissy kissy good battle rifle, come to daddy!" |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:17:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Ok, so we got it narrowed down to
A: Hookers and Blow or B: Sex with a hottie while bathing in the green. Hmmmmmm, tough decision man... tough decision. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:22:16 PM EDT
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A MAC-10/11 and an M16. Who says investments are a bad thing? [:)]
Edit: Gold and Silver are never a bad thing (with inflation and all), but the crack prices should be going up with all these crackdowns lately. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:30:00 PM EDT
[#13]
2 chicks at the same time!
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:31:03 PM EDT
[#14]
an mp5 class 3
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:31:20 PM EDT
[#15]
roth ira based on market index
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:34:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Ok, so we got it narrowed down to A: Hookers and Blow or B: Sex with a hottie while bathing in the green. Hmmmmmm, tough decision man... tough decision. I'm thinkin either way I'm winning on this one. I have an IRA so maybe a Russian 21yr old bride that speaks NO ENGLISH! Seriously, that's the shiznat man! They got some HOTTIES over there. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:41:32 PM EDT
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot:
[b][i][size=6]Go Buy an ARFCOM team membership!!![/b][/i][/size=6] Petty cash considering how much you just got[:D] |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:42:26 PM EDT
[#18]
drop that 10k on a house
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:45:01 PM EDT
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I'd feel like a real dumbass is I had that money and didnt buy a cherry M16.
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:46:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: drop that 10k on a house I got 4 houses, 1 duplex and in contract on another so NO on more real estate until 2004, oops I mean for a couple months. How do I get a memebership to ar15? That I'll do. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:47:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Oh yeah, I almost forgot: [b][i][size=6]Go Buy an ARFCOM team membership!!![/b][/i][/size=6] Petty cash considering how much you just got[:D] HOW? |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:52:28 PM EDT
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[url]http://store.ar15.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=1&cat=Memberships[/url]
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:52:35 PM EDT
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http://members.accessus.net/~tmcdonld/lighthse/Texas.htm
As a former Marine this just GOT to me....we sit at our compuiters while great men like James make the ultimate sacrifice for us. God bless him. |
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Posted: 12/31/2003 11:59:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: [url]http://store.ar15.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=1&cat=Memberships[/url] just bought a GOLD memebership and a polo shirt....cool...thanks! |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:06:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [url]http://store.ar15.com/shopdisplayproducts.asp?id=1&cat=Memberships[/url] just bought a GOLD memebership and a polo shirt....cool...thanks! ok so now get the hookers and blow already |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:27:15 AM EDT
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$100 for a Yugo M48A
$9,900 x 3.7¢ per round = 267,567 rounds of 7.92x57mm Shooting an average of over 730 rounds a day for an entire year = priceless. [}:D] That would be approximately 19,000 lbs of ammo.[:o] Do you think the UPS guy would be mad??? |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:34:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Put the Monopoly Game back in the closet
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:35:03 AM EDT
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JESUS!!! A 10,000 DOLLAR BONUS!!![shock][shock][shock]
I'll be lucky if I get a Wal-Mart gift certificate. |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:38:13 AM EDT
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Quoted: $100 for a Yugo M48A $9,900 x 3.7¢ per round = 267,567 rounds of 7.92x57mm Shooting an average of over 730 rounds a day for an entire year = priceless. [}:D] now that's usin your cash the RIGHT way ESA! Or should I say MY cash.....hhmmmmm I'm actually thinkin some gold bullion but in 1/2 ounce increments, and down payment on a survival retreat so I can stockpile my kids retirement (when the SHTF or dosent they can sell all the guns/ammo/gold/silver and put thier asses in the rich house) Idaho sounds good....YES? Any comments? darn kids taken all my money. heheheheheh Ya gotta LOVE em! |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:39:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: Put the Monopoly Game back in the closet your just jealous you cross dressin jackbooted commie! (said with LOVE and TENDERNESS!) hehehehheehehheheh |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 12:52:31 AM EDT
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Hate to point out the obvious; you forgot to put, Give $10k cash to dot_bob, as an option.
Throw in $4000 more and get Thermol Vision. ENJOY IT!!! |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 1:29:12 AM EDT
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Take half and put it away for taxes. You know the .gov is watching this site. [shock]
CW |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 2:45:54 AM EDT
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I cant recommend any of the options, so I say SAVE IT!
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Posted: 1/1/2004 5:26:49 AM EDT
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Invest it in the purchase of rental property and make the $10k look like a nice deposit and nothing more...
Mike |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 5:37:10 AM EDT
[#35]
Derfinately get a M16.
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Posted: 1/1/2004 5:55:31 AM EDT
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If you deposit it I know that the bank will record your details to forward on to the FBI - been there and done that.
I don't know if drawing it out or cashing the check rings the same bells. Some part of the war on drugs. I've made plenty of deposits of a few thousand dollars here and there (my second job) but once I was asked for my ID etecetra. I asked the lady what was going on and she told me that due to the size of the deposit the bank was required to record the data. She wouildn't tell me how much but I pretty much guessed $10K. |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 5:55:43 AM EDT
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I'll be repetitious and say:
[center][b][size=5]GET AN M16!!![/size=5][/b][/center] Seriously, get one while they are still in your price range. Prices keep going up daily. Last year's $6K M16 is now this week's $10K M16. When/if the Shrike is released, expect another huge jump in price. You can always sell it for a profit at any time in the future to get your money back and then some. Plus you will get to own and fire a great rifle and get paid to do it. Another big selling point is that you can actually shoot the crap out of it and not hurt its value. What's not to love about all that??? |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 5:57:49 AM EDT
[#38]
M16 for sure.
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:01:40 AM EDT
[#39]
Hmmmmmmm.....
I see you're from NV so a weekend in one of those local brothels ought to take care of most of it. OH BTW, is your company hiring? |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:06:54 AM EDT
[#40]
Tithe, team membership, then invest the rest.
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:12:31 AM EDT
[#41]
Lottery tickets.
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:13:25 AM EDT
[#42]
I have a unique idea.
Get an M16.[50] Oh, others said that too? Thats because it MAKES SENSE. 1) Great toy. Way more fun than most any other firearm. 2) Great investment. They are climbing like mad. IF (notice for the naysayers I said IF in capital letters) the Shrike is actually delivered in February, expect to see M16s go from their current $10K for any registered reciever conversion on a Colt lower, to maybe $15K or higher. In less than a year. Hell, even if you decide you don't want the M16 after 6 months you can probably make a profit and get something else - or spend it on booze and broads. Up to you - I'd get the M16 (oops, I did, got TWO) |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:26:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: 2 chicks at the same time! "'Cause chicks dig a dude with money." "Well, not all chicks." "Well, the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do." "Good point." |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 6:58:09 AM EDT
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Air Force Amy is avalible.
Think of becoming a bunny rancher. |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 7:06:57 AM EDT
[#45]
Get 5 M11's.
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Posted: 1/1/2004 7:10:24 AM EDT
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Now, just for the sake of argument, please tell me Who could drink $10,000 of Coca Cola? [thinking]
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Posted: 1/1/2004 7:13:20 AM EDT
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Buy an M16
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Posted: 1/1/2004 7:30:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Now, just for the sake of argument, please tell me Who could drink $10,000 of Coca Cola? [thinking] Yeah. Stupid. No way man. Course, if it was Mountain Dew I could see it. |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 8:40:24 AM EDT
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47 Forget the idea of importing women from another country, presumably because you think that they are "better" than our home grown variety.
I personally know (2) guys that have done so, and it doesn't take all that long for them to turn American with a vengence. Plus you now have someone who wants you to bring in and support their entire family. To top it off, judging by what I have seen going on with my aquantances, I'll bet that most of them leave after you have been milked dry. You are bettr off finding someone from here that you can deal with. They are all not crazy, it just seems that way sometimes judging by our luck with them on this board. |
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Posted: 1/1/2004 9:41:17 AM EDT
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Buy something- anything- Class III.
There seems to be no cealing to their increase in value. |
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