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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Here's a Q: What's the most deviant thing you have done?

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:44:07 PM EDT

In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:47:40 PM EDT

[#1]

Sorry, without a lawyer to give me advice I'm not saying a word.

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:50:27 PM EDT

[#2]

I did like the thread about the gurl that sniffed her sister's panties while she was getting banged....
does that count??

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:52:33 PM EDT

[#3]

Put firecrackers in frog's mouths and watched them blow up.

Some of them it didn't kill, we let them suffer.

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:54:39 PM EDT

[#4]

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Put firecrackers in frog's mouths and watched them blow up.

Some of them it didn't kill, we let them suffer.

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Good.

All I did was unscrew a bulb off a lamp, put a big water roach in the socket, and turn on the switch. Voila! Roaches can dance...

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:56:06 PM EDT

[#5]

When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:57:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.

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Have you seen "Spun"? Go. Go now.

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:59:19 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
In the recent past, in the distant past?

Ever been cruel to little animals?

Ever came close to pushing that friend off the cliff before he was ready to dive in the water?

Your favorite movie is "Freeway 2" with Natasha Lyonne as a drug-addicted lesbian trying to stop a child-eating transvetite in Tijuana? (Rent it!)

Sanity is overrated.

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Have you seen "Spun"? Go. Go now.

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Yes, seen it. Good movie.

Posted: 12/31/2003 3:59:36 PM EDT

[#8]

[img]http://www.threeoaks-marshall.com/images/wall.jpg[/img]

...and everything that led to it.

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:00:53 PM EDT

[#9]

when i was 10 i had a 2 1/2 ft garter snake. my mom was fast asleep on the couch. and well you can guess the rest.

i believe you could hear her scream from 3 houses away.

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:01:42 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn

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Are you short and Irish?

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:07:36 PM EDT

[#11]

I farted in the chat room once.

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:37:05 PM EDT

[#12]

Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:48:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Momentarily considered answering this question.

Posted: 12/31/2003 4:49:58 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.

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Would you swallow or spit?

Posted: 12/31/2003 5:05:12 PM EDT

[#15]

Do things I did in Gross Anatomy class count?[:D]

Posted: 12/31/2003 5:20:54 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Took stretching/yoga lessons for about 3 months in a vain attempt to suck and lick my dick.

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Would you swallow or spit?

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Hmmm...

Posted: 12/31/2003 5:25:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Bedded my wifes sister. Come to think of it, there wasn't a bed involved.--savage1

Posted: 12/31/2003 5:37:44 PM EDT

[#18]

.....now what a minute, officer. That's not my wife.......hey, and the midget was already on fire when I got here.

Dave S

Posted: 12/31/2003 5:59:26 PM EDT

[#19]

Well, this is pretty deviant, but funny as hell...

[url]http://www.furnitureporn.com[/url]

Posted: 12/31/2003 6:05:23 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
When I was young and dumb I let my (ex)girlfriend paint me bright green head to toe for some kinky reason I never understood. Took me years to get the negatives of that stunt.

Live and learn

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Are you short and Irish?

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Unfortunately no. I'm Tall and Welsh. You know, the unsung Brit's with the bad tempers that like caves and sheep but not at the same time.

Posted: 12/31/2003 6:10:48 PM EDT

[#21]

does anal sex with girlfriends count?

Posted: 12/31/2003 6:12:34 PM EDT

[#22]

When I was much younger I worked part-time as a church maintenence man and would set up the masses and take care of the grounds and stuff. I went to the private catholic school there and my mom was very involved in all church activities. At that age 19, I was into everything Anyway some of the things I got away with include....Huge friday night keg parties in the school gym.... helping myself to the collection boxes.... and worse of all... actually getting laid on the church altar. Now if this means I'm not going to the big party in the sky then so be it, but I was young and foolish and probably would not do those things today. But I'll tell you I remember them like they were yesterday.

Posted: 12/31/2003 6:25:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
.....now what a minute, officer. That's not my wife.......hey, and the midget was already on fire when I got here.

Dave S

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At one time my sig line was "But the dwarf was on fire when I got here, Officer!"

Posted: 12/31/2003 6:29:45 PM EDT

[#24]

I locked the water meter in the off position to the house of a now elected democrat official. (her kids even think she is a cunt.) [:D]

Posted: 12/31/2003 7:46:43 PM EDT

[#25]

I once pissed on an ant hill.

Posted: 12/31/2003 7:55:19 PM EDT

[#26]

DaveS, you sonofabitch!!!!!!! you made me spit beer all over my shirt...............

Posted: 12/31/2003 8:02:06 PM EDT

[#27]

Fucked wifes best friend, before we were married, fucked all sisters hot friends, fucked many barmaids on pool tables and barstools, could go on and on with that...

Posted: 12/31/2003 8:20:04 PM EDT

[#28]

I still try almost nightly....

Wife almost always says no.........

Posted: 12/31/2003 8:40:32 PM EDT

[#29]

This thread has the potential to go bad...LOL

Posted: 12/31/2003 9:02:49 PM EDT

[#30]

i once thought aboot putting a collapsible stock on my post AR [:o][:o][:o]

Posted: 12/31/2003 9:17:12 PM EDT

[#31]

All thats missing is a poll clean_cut. I am now getting worried that you're in Milsurp territory..whats up dude? You need a friend? First God, then sex, then friends, then animals..whats next? Who likes pie?

Posted: 12/31/2003 9:56:46 PM EDT

[#32]

I'm straight. Isn't that deviant enough?

Posted: 12/31/2003 10:54:05 PM EDT

[#33]

I crapped in the cat box once.

Okay, twice.

cynic

Posted: 1/1/2004 12:50:40 AM EDT

[#34]

Once when out spotlighting we saw a possum.
I went beserk, jumped off the car pulled my knife and engaged it hand to hand. Or knife to claw. My friends still look at me weird when this is brought up.

Posted: 1/1/2004 1:06:32 AM EDT

[#35]

I once owned a Ruger center-fire pistol.

Posted: 1/1/2004 2:13:11 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
fucked all sisters hot friends,

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Not a day that goes by I dont thak my Creator from me being the oldest with little sisters!

Yours is past tense, mine is present/future! [;)]

Posted: 1/1/2004 3:40:10 AM EDT

[#37]

This is the single most incredible thread I have ever seen!

and I once rimmed an assholes coffee cup with my balls.

Posted: 1/1/2004 4:18:21 AM EDT

[#38]

BANGED a girlfriend under the covers on the couch while her MOM was fast asleep just a few feet away on the lounge chair.I had to put my hand over her mouth during her orgasm.Luckily the mom is a heavy sleeper.[}:D]

Posted: 1/1/2004 4:25:18 AM EDT

[#39]

On the advice of my counsel I am invoking my right under the 5th Amendment and refusing to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

Posted: 1/1/2004 4:54:19 AM EDT

[#40]

When I was a kid I played cops and robbers. Actually had toy guns when I was six. Let see if anyone can top that!

Posted: 1/1/2004 5:43:52 AM EDT

[#41]

This one time I, uh, nah, you'll never believe it. No one else does. Been years since I could speak openly about my weekends.

Posted: 1/1/2004 6:12:20 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
[url]http://www.threeoaks-marshall.com/images/wall.jpg[/url]

...and everything that led to it.

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Kar, that's you, on the Berlin Wall?? Were you East German??

Posted: 1/1/2004 6:19:18 AM EDT

[#43]

I "spunked" someone's drink at a party. Yeah, you read it right.

Posted: 1/1/2004 7:10:48 AM EDT

[#44]

Ipecac syrup in a coffee pot[puke] would be very interesting.

Posted: 1/1/2004 8:00:52 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
BANGED a girlfriend under the covers on the couch while her MOM was fast asleep just a few feet away on the lounge chair.I had to put my hand over her mouth during her orgasm.Luckily the mom is a heavy sleeper.[}:D]

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She was just being quiet, waiting her turn! [sex]

1: I went to a science fiction convention and
2: dressed as Frankenfurter [Tim Curry] from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and
3: made love with my 3 closest female friends and
4: later slept with 2 other girls I didn't know.

That count?

Posted: 1/1/2004 8:02:18 AM EDT

[#46]

This has the potential to be one of the best (worst) threads ever. Up there with Treetop's Flaming Backpack!

Posted: 1/1/2004 8:39:09 AM EDT

[#47]

Me and some bros, threw a bacholor party, for one of the crew...[0:)]

After he passed out, we painted his weenie blue, with spray paint. He couldn't use solvent to clean it, so he still had a blue dick, on his wedding night.....

Posted: 1/1/2004 8:42:13 AM EDT

[#48]

Jeepers, [b]liberty86[/b], I thought you would admit to something really, really deviant.

Like voting for Pres. Bush '41 back in 1992, or something!

[:D]

Eric The(CruelAndUnusual)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 1/1/2004 9:22:12 AM EDT

[#49]

reading this thread.......

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